Game of Thrones (TV Series)

Kissed by Fire (2013)

Iain Glen: Jorah Mormont

Quotes 

• Jorah Mormont : It was a bitch of a siege.

  Barristan Selmy : Mm. You were first through the breach at Pike.

  Jorah Mormont : The second. Thoros of Myr went in alone, waving that flaming sword of his.

  Barristan Selmy : Thoros of Myr. Bloody madman. Robert knighted you after the battle?

  Jorah Mormont : Proudest moment of my life. One knee in the dust, the king's sword on my shoulder, listening to the words: "In the name of the warrior I charge you to be brave." All I could think of was how badly I had to piss.

  [Barristan Selmy laughs] 

  Jorah Mormont : In full plate metal for 16 hours. Never occurred to me till the fighting was over. I was very nearly the first man knighted to piss on the king's boots.

  Barristan Selmy : Robert would have laughed. He was a good man. A great warrior. And a terrible king.