- Dr. Drugov: Being shot in my vest feels not readily disimilar from a nice firm hug. And it's slim enough to fit under your suit and jacket without a buldge.
- Peter Burke: Well, Diana doesn't like buldges.
- Peter Burke: You ever wonder what would've happened if I hadn't made you my C.I.?
- Neal Caffrey: I'd still be in jail and your arrest rate would be in the low 70s.
- Peter Burke: High 80s.
- Peter Burke: So how do we spot him? We have over 500 people to consider.
- Neal Caffrey: I'm convinced there's a secret FBI handshake, and now is the time to use it.
- Clinton Jones: There is no secret handshake.
- Neal Caffrey: Of course that's what you'd say.