2 Broke Girls (TV Series)

And the Broken Hearts (2012)

Kat Dennings: Max Black

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Quotes 

• Max Black : [referring to the diner]  This place isn't "When Harry Met Sally", it's "When Harry Met Salmonella".

• Caroline Channing : Max, since it's just after midnight, it's now officially Valentine's Day! I've got something in here for you; guess what it is?

  Max Black : Well, judging from that smile on your face, I'd say it's a finger-sized hole in your apron.

• Max Black : [Speaking in a threatening tone]  Look at me gingerbread! If anything happens to him I will staple your nutsack to that chair!

• Max Black : [to Caroline, after both got flowers from Caroline's father]  Roses from a man. Now I'm starting to get it. Is it weird that I kind of wanna have sex with your dad?

• Oleg : I would like to hire you to clean my house.

  Sophie Kachinsky : Oh, yeah, this is possible. I will send girl. What is your address?

  Oleg : I don't want some girl. I want you to come clean.

  Sophie Kachinsky : Oh, you cannot get me to come.

  Oleg : Oh, I can get you to come.

  Sophie Kachinsky : No, I can no longer come anymore. No, Max and Caroline can come.

  Max Black , Caroline Channing : No, no, no, no, we're not coming.

  Oleg : So no one can get you to come?

  Sophie Kachinsky : Well, some people can get me to come... Just not you.

  Oleg : Hard to get... I like it.