- [last lines]
- Narrator: Here's the funny thing. In my own crazy way, I was happy. For the first time in years, there was no little part of me clinging to the dream of being with Robin. Which meant for the first time in years, the world was wide open. Because, kids, when a door closes... well, you know the rest.
- Lily Aldrin: For Ted's sake, I hate to say this, but... pay up.
- [Holds her hand out. There is a short pause]
- Marshall Eriksen: [smiles slightly] Not yet.
- Ted Mosby: Barney, you've really grown up, you know that?
- Barney Stinson: Thanks, now lets watch our two best friends have sex on tape!
- Marshall Eriksen: Hey, listen, Ted told me what happened with you guys, and he says that he's at peace with it.
- Robin Scherbatsky: Oh, really? That's good.
- Marshall Eriksen: He's lying, Robin. He's trying to be strong, but it's killing him, and so, as his best friend... I have to say something that he loves you just way too much to say. You gotta move out.
- Robin Scherbatsky: [beat] I know.
- Lily Aldrin: [Marshall and Lily are caught by surprise that Barney slept in their bed] Why are you in our bed?
- Barney Stinson: I took the Drunk Train. I got stuck out here, oh God I'm so hung over...
- [excited at Lily's cleavage]
- Barney Stinson: Oh God, Lily, not wearing a bra!