Resident Alien (TV Series)

I Believe in Aliens (2022)

Corey Reynolds: Sheriff Mike Thompson

Quotes 

• Sheriff Mike Thompson : Hell, when we get that resort built, we're gonna need a new prison just for the prostitutes alone. As a matter of fact, go ahead and put hooker jail on that list for me, although to be honest, I'm not sure if that's the proper term anymore. It's probably sex worker jail. You can put that down there, because you know hookers, they love to use that modern terminology, and I wanna be as respectful as I can to all them hard working hoes out there.

• Sheriff Mike Thompson : A real friend wouldn't make their friends come visit them in jail, and they have to go through a cavity search to make sure they don't have a knife up their ass to try to break you out of there! And everybody knows a knife in the ass can feel a little slice-y!