Midsomer Murders (TV Series)
Written in the Stars (2012)
Neil Dudgeon: DCI John Barnaby
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Quotes
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DCI John Barnaby : With all your powers of divination, perhaps you can tell me who did this.
Mags Dormer : No. No, I foretell the future, Inspector. The past, and all its mysteries, is your department.
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Lawrence Janson : Are you familiar with the uncertainty principle, Chief Inspector?
DCI John Barnaby : Um, I'm not really sure.
Adrian Sharp : Prime law of of quantum physics. How you look at things affects what you believe you see.
DCI John Barnaby : That's also the first law of criminal investigation, Professor.
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[last lines]
DCI John Barnaby : You going out on an undercover job?
DS Ben Jones : No, it's Kate's birthday, sir!
DCI John Barnaby : Ah.
DS Ben Jones : She said come dressed to kill; what d'you think?
DCI John Barnaby : I'm sure you'll knock 'em dead. You left this in the car. So you had Mags do your chart.
DS Ben Jones : No. No, it's a windup; it's rubbish. She got my details off my gran.
DCI John Barnaby : Oh, I thought it was interesting; she predicts a, uh, close encounter for you this weekend.
DS Ben Jones : Yeah, I'll probably crash the car.
[Barnaby chuckles]
DS Ben Jones : So, you're not up for this, then?
DCI John Barnaby : Um, no. Sarah and I thought we'd have a, uh, a quiet night in, just the two of us and a, uh, scented candle.
DS Ben Jones : Well, have a good one.
DCI John Barnaby : You too, Jones. Whatever fate awaits you.
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DCI John Barnaby : Anything more on Peter the plumber?
DS Ben Jones : He's on a planet with the pixies, sir. Spent most of the time talking about extraterrestrial life.
DCI John Barnaby : Ah, the Goldilocks Zone. Not heard of it, Jones?
DS Ben Jones : Are we on the three bears now?
DCI John Barnaby : [chuckles] The theory that life may exist on a habitable planet somewhere out there. One that's not too small and not too big and not too hot and not too cold, but... just right.