"The White Lotus" Italian Dream (TV Episode 2022) - Aubrey Plaza as Harper Spiller

Harper Spiller : Do you want to suck on my tits, jerk off on my face, or something? Fuck around?
Harper Spiller : If you never fight, then your relationship is not real. It's like, yeah, we fight, we bicker, but that's because we talk about everything. You know? We're honest. They act like they're on their honeymoon. They're all over each other. But it's bogus. It's not real.
Harper Spiller : But it's just, like, are these the kind of people we're gonna be hanging out with now? Like, really? Like, people that can only talk about what five-star hotel they've stayed at.

Ethan Spiller : Okay, so you're a snob?

Harper Spiller : What? I'm a snob? They're snobs.

Ethan Spiller : I... I guess we're all snobs in different ways.
Harper Spiller : What's with the boner?

Ethan Spiller : Yeah, fair question. Uh, I was jerking off.

Harper Spiller : Why?

Ethan Spiller : Um, I don't know, endorphins? You know I sometimes get horny after I run.

Harper Spiller : Well, couldn't you have just waited till I got back to the room? I was only gone 15 minutes. All I had was a croissant.

Ethan Spiller : You don't like morning sex.
Cameron Sullivan : Where's your man?

Harper Spiller : Oh, he wakes up super early to go running, so that's what I'm dealing with.

Cameron Sullivan : What? Christ, I hate him.

Aubrey Plaza: Harper Spiller