- The Partygirl: I actually need to go have a bowel movement right now. Is there a bowel movement room around here?
- The Russian Muse: Yes, you are just a character in a movie. Don't feel bad; I am too.
- Pilar: What are you doing here?
- The Russian Muse: I'm a muse, showing my Russian friend his heritage.
- Pilar: But I'm doing that with my client!
- The Russian Muse: That's too bad, little woman, because we just stepped out of our film, Moscow In Bushwick, and we're here to draw!
- Ivan Ilych: Listen - we can come back some other time...
- The Russian Muse: Silence, Ivan Ilych! I am a Muse of Creativity and I take orders from no one! Understand?