Phelan Porteous: Phelous, Captain Explainy-Pants

Quotes 

• Phelous : Anyway, we learn that Aladdin Town is run by a bunch of fuck-asses, as they announce when Jasmine, or whatever the shit she is in this, is taking a bath!

• Crier : On pain of death, no one must look into the street! For Her Highness, Princess Badroulbadour, is going to the bath this day!

  Phelous : Cool story. Now instead of threatening everyone, get a bath installed in the palace and shut the fuck up.