Corri English: Corri

Quotes 

• Joe : And that's how we became best friends.

  Corri : What about the dead body?

  Joe : There wasn't one.

  [Sadly] 

  Joe : My parents just couldn't afford crayons.

  Laura : I want to see a dead body.

  Joe : Maybe later, Babe.

• Adam : Remember we went to see Halloween 5 for our first date and we had to bribe that high school kid to buy us the tickets because we weren't old enough?

  Corri : That's right! Hey, did they ever explain who that guy was at the end with the boots on that busted Michael Myers out of jail?

  Adam : [Bitter]  Nope.

  Joe : Well, they actually tried in part 6 but... yeah...

  [Bitter] 

  Joe : nope.

• Corri : Hey, speaking of surprises, do you remember when we set up Joe and laura on their first date?

  Adam : How could I forget.

  Joe : Greatest day of our lives, right Babe?

  Laura : Second greatest.

  Joe : What was the first greatest?

  Laura : [Looking at Adam angrily]  The day that Jesus was born.

  Adam : Oh, come on! How is that the greatest day of your life? You weren't even alive then!

  Laura : Funny, I don't remember you being there.

• Adam : Corri, at least let me drive you home. Then I'll know you got home alright and I'd love to see your parents...

  Corri : -My parents don't need to see you, Adam.

• Corri : Somebody just tell another story.

  Adam : How about how we got to know our boss Lance Rockett?

  Laura : Let me guess, you guys went into the cable station and applied for a job?

  Joe : [Speaking over Adam]  Well it all started in High School...

  Adam : [Speaking over Joe]  We were in High School and...

  Joe : Do you wanna...?

  Adam : No why don't you do it.

  Joe : No, no please.

  Adam : No, go ahead

  Joe : No, please.

  Adam : Clearly you wanna tell the story. It's all you.

  Joe : No, it's your flashback. You wrote it, so... please.

  Adam : Yeah, well, you know what? I don't even know it. So why don't you do it.

  Joe : Please.

  Adam : G'head.

  Joe : Please.

  Adam : G'head.

  Joe : Please.

  Adam : G'head.

  Joe : Please.

  Adam : [Finishes his wine. Puts it down. Looks back at Joe]  G'head.

  Joe : [Puts down his wine]  Please.

  Corri : Maybe if you both just split it up...

  Adam : SHHH!

  [He and Joe get into a stare off, neither of them willing to budge or say anything for an uncomfortable few minutes] 

• Corri : [Regarding the mistletoe]  We don't want to mess with tradition. I feel like messing with Jesus on Christmas and stuff is bad.

  Adam : No. Don't want to do that. I mean especially, it's not even my tradition, but you know I don't want to piss him off any more than my people already did. The whole, you know, throwing him out of the club, throwing him on the cross thing, he's still not over that and so it would just be really awkward. And then he'd come back and be all like "ALL THIS I DID FOR THEE! BRAINS! ARRGH!" and he'd eat me and then he'd eat Santa and Rudolph and Inspector Gadget or whatever you guys are into, I don't know. But I think we should do it for... we should do it for Jesus.

  Corri : We should do it for Jesus.