Holliston (TV Series)
The Christmas Special (2012)
Joe Lynch: Joe
Quotes
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Lance Rockett : OK, now remember, you two have never seen me before in your life.
Joe : Scout's honor.
Lance Rockett : Wait. You're boy scouts? That's hot.
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Joe : So what do we do now? No TV. Cold food. Should we play a game?
Adam : We could play a game of wine.
Laura : How do you you play?
Adam : Well, basically, we open the other bottles of wine that you ladies brought and then we drink them.
Laura : How do you win?
Adam : Everybody wins at wine, Laura. Everybody wins.
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Adam : Remember we went to see Halloween 5 for our first date and we had to bribe that high school kid to buy us the tickets because we weren't old enough?
Corri : That's right! Hey, did they ever explain who that guy was at the end with the boots on that busted Michael Myers out of jail?
Adam : [Bitter] Nope.
Joe : Well, they actually tried in part 6 but... yeah...
[Bitter]
Joe : nope.
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Lance Rockett : What's in it for me?
Joe : Oh, only a few free CDs I stole from Strawberries.
Lance Rockett : [Looks in the bag] I already got Trixter.
Joe : Right, but now you can have one that you can listen to and one that's unopened in it's original wrapping.
Lance Rockett : [Thinks] That Trixter album will be a collector's item one day. OK, wait here.
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Corri : Hey, speaking of surprises, do you remember when we set up Joe and laura on their first date?
Adam : How could I forget.
Joe : Greatest day of our lives, right Babe?
Laura : Second greatest.
Joe : What was the first greatest?
Laura : [Looking at Adam angrily] The day that Jesus was born.
Adam : Oh, come on! How is that the greatest day of your life? You weren't even alive then!
Laura : Funny, I don't remember you being there.
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Corri : Somebody just tell another story.
Adam : How about how we got to know our boss Lance Rockett?
Laura : Let me guess, you guys went into the cable station and applied for a job?
Joe : [Speaking over Adam] Well it all started in High School...
Adam : [Speaking over Joe] We were in High School and...
Joe : Do you wanna...?
Adam : No why don't you do it.
Joe : No, no please.
Adam : No, go ahead
Joe : No, please.
Adam : Clearly you wanna tell the story. It's all you.
Joe : No, it's your flashback. You wrote it, so... please.
Adam : Yeah, well, you know what? I don't even know it. So why don't you do it.
Joe : Please.
Adam : G'head.
Joe : Please.
Adam : G'head.
Joe : Please.
Adam : G'head.
Joe : Please.
Adam : [Finishes his wine. Puts it down. Looks back at Joe] G'head.
Joe : [Puts down his wine] Please.
Corri : Maybe if you both just split it up...
Adam : SHHH!
[He and Joe get into a stare off, neither of them willing to budge or say anything for an uncomfortable few minutes]
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Joe : When that show starts I wanna get right to the front of the stage, OK? I wanna get so close that I can see Layne Staley's track marks.