Breaking Up with Rosie (2013)

Joao Bounassar: DJ

Quotes 

• Tony : [Crawling on their hands and knees in a thrift store, hiding from a guy who has been following them]  Really, all of this for an office?

  DJ : I'd give my sperm producing testicle for that office.

  Tony : You'd give up your ability to have offspring for an office?

  DJ : Not to worry, I plan on impregnating your mom first.