2 Broke Girls (TV Series)
And the Messy Purse Smackdown (2012)
Kat Dennings: Max Black
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Quotes
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Caroline Channing : Max. Do you have any gum? My breath tastes like someone else's breath.
Max Black : You're asking me if I have any gum? That's like asking New Jersey if it has any sluts.
Caroline Channing : Great. There were onions in my street meat. Listen to me. "Onions in my street meat." Last year, I was taking meetings on Wall Street. This year, I'm eating meat from the street by a wall.
Max Black : [searching her purse] Let's see. Phone, chapstick. A pill! Could be birth control, could be ecstasy. Waiting for a day off to find out. Why wait?
[takes pill]
Max Black : If I start touching your hair in an hour, don't let me have sex with anyone.
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Caroline Channing : Sophie? I can't believe I'm about to say this, but for Oleg, It's not just about sex. He feels things for you. I know for a fact he's buying you a special gift. Tell her, Max.
Max Black : Well, he mentioned something about a fur and tonight when he was talking about you, he did use the word "love."
Sophie Kachinsky : [with her mouth stuffed full of cupcakes] "Love"? Oh, come on, don't ruin my cupcake buzz. I mean this man has no future. Yes, he does have a giant penis, but no future. I mean, I worked hard to get where I am. I need a man who has a dream and a drive. And, I can buy a big, giant penis online for $47.
Max Black : Really? "Add to cart."