(2010 Video)

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Lousy loop carrier: circa 1971
lor_20 April 2015
This very poor loop carrier porn from After Hours Cinema is given special treatment in IMDb, with a 2010 video status in its title listing, as a result of apparently being pasted together from odd reels that year. Original footage clearly dates from approximately 1971, the carbon dating being star Rene Bond's natural pre-enhancement boobs on display in the framing footage.

Hoary gimmick has her peeping literally through the keyhole to watch folks make love in various hotel rooms, before she gets down with a male voyeur to do the nasty in a hotel room of their own choosing. I'm not sure why New Jersey's Alternative Cinema outfit assigned this title to its After Hours label, since they also have a Secret Key label which explicitly uses the keyhole (for peeping) as its official logo.

Quality of the three sex segments which precede Bond's sack time is bottom of the barrel. Opener has two lesbians, one with popular big breasts fighting over money with the bosomy one losing. Second vignette deals with a bickering couple: she complains (rightly) about the fleabag hotel they've checked into. We watch this very unattractive couple hump, and as a viewer I would be complaining not so much about the crumminess of the hotel I'm watching but rather about the casting of these two crummy performers.

Segment 3 provides some surprise continuity, because after the guy from Vignette 2 leaves the woman is visited by a girl friend. They discuss a strap-on dildo and then use it but oddly neither straps it on. Their improvised dialog is truly terrible, at one point resorting to most likely porn's corniest line: "it's so hot in here" in order to get the disrobing started. The visiting girl has big breasts and an ill-fitting wig, almost a stereotype of a femme porn player.

Bond and male buddy wrap up the nonsense with sex including "69". but after leaving the lousy previous scenes alone, the AHC honchos decided to replace the finale's soundtrack (as is their wont, usually ascribed to fear of prosecution from music piracy) with an annoying, droning organ tone and dubbed-in moaning. When the guy finally shoots on Rene's belly, this dismal XXX exercise ends.
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