Community (TV Series)

The First Chang Dynasty (2012)

Dan Bakkedahl: Murray the AC Repairman

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Quotes 

• Troy Barnes : Shirley, never change. Or do, if you want, I'm not your boss.

  Shirley Bennett : Oh, honey.

  [They hug] 

  Pierce Hawthorne : Never wear a rubber.

  Jeff Winger : [Shakes hands with Troy]  Never listen to Pierce.

  Troy Barnes : [Annie hugs him]  Whenever you finally finish that jigsaw puzzle, will you tell me what kind of boat is at the end of that dock?

  [Annie nods] 

  Britta Perry : This is a lock of my hair.

  Troy Barnes : [Overly sentimental]  Creepy.

  [Abed comes up to him, Troy whispers something in his ear, Abed nods, and they do their secret handshake] 

  Murray : All right, let's go.

  [Troy exchange a last look with the group before exiting after Murray] 

  Annie Edison : Abed? What did he say to you?

  Abed Nadir : [Teary eyed]  He said "I know you hate it when people do this in movies." Sorry I got emotional.

• Britta Perry : Troy, you don't have to do this. The AC school has no claim on your soul.

  Troy Barnes : No, but I do. A man's only as good as his word, or his nod through a camera to a guy with a button.

  Murray : It's time. Say your goodbyes.

• Murray : Suppose you actually managed to make it past the guards at the front, there's 50 more inside, armed to the teeth with stun batons and misplaced sexual aggression. Let's say you happen to get past them and then you get to meet Chang's number one, Joshua, a 4'10", 105-pound bucket of piss and zit cream. I cannot express to you how much I hate this kid. Now, beyond that dog sneeze in a pair of reeboks, you're gonna find a state-of-the-art keypad on the basement door.

• Murray : And the air-conditioning repair annex won't admit to any knowledge of what's going on. But the fact is, wherever there is air, we have eyes.

  Troy Barnes : Gross.