30 Rock (TV Series)

Grandmentor (2012)

Jane Krakowski: Jenna Maroney

Quotes 

• Jenna Maroney : Well, you better hurry, Jack. Oxygen is already working on a movie About the baby miners.

  Jack Donaghy : Then we'll have to slow them down. Gabriel, send a bunch of pies to the Oxygen Network.

• Jack Donaghy : [carrying casting folder for role of Avery]  Jack! What the hell is this?

  Jack Donaghy : Where did you get that?

  Jenna Maroney : Donna from casting and I are friends. Well, not so much friends as I own a magnet that can scramble her pacemaker.

• Jenna Maroney : Oh, I see. You think I'm stupid, just because my college got tipped over by those Miami Heat fans.

  Jack Donaghy : I didn't say stupid. Jenna, there are many kinds of intelligence. Practical, emotional, and there's actual intelligence, which is what I'm talking about.

• Kenneth Parcell : I'm afraid if Mr. Jordan goes to Las Vegas this weekend, He's gonna die.

  Jenna Maroney : I'm not hearing my name, Kenneth.

  Kenneth Parcell : So I thought you...

  Jenna Maroney : Oh, thank God. That took forever.