My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

MMMystery on the Friendship Express (2012)

Brian Drummond: Carrot Cake

Quotes 

• Twilight Sparkle : [after Pinkie's story about how Joe is a James Bond-like spy sent to destroy the cake with gadgets]  Pinkie! There is no laser beam security system. And Joe is not sleek, stealthy Con Mane! He's big, gruff, and messy!

  Donut Joe : [offended]  Hey!

  Rarity : Although, you would look rather dapper in a tuxedo.

  [Joe beams] 

• Mulia Mild : [after Twilight has stated to Pinkie that she knows who the culprit is, she calls everyone back into the dessert car] 

  [stuttering] 

  Mulia Mild : Why are we all here again?

  Twilight Sparkle : I bet you're wondering why you're all here again.

  Donut Joe : [to Mulia]  She's good.

• Pinkie Pie : [looking at a big, completed cake]  Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness. You've *really* outdone yourselves, Mr. and Mrs. Cake. This is sure to be the winning entry of this year's national dessert competition!

  Mrs. Cake : Oh, thank you Pinkie!

  Mr. Cake : And thanks for transporting it all the way to Canterlot for us.

  Pinkie Pie : Absolutely! It's my honor and I...

  Applejack : Uh, beg pardon but, could we maybe move things along? This here cake's a mite heavy, right Big Macintosh?

  Big Macintosh : [now holding the cake on his back]  Ehee... Eeyup.

• Pinkie Pie : Well the tastiest treat of all is sure to be the Cakes' Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness. All that rich *creamy* goodness of the marzipan, combined with the tart tanginess of the mascarpone, blended perfectly with the smooth, silky sweetness of the meringue. That's why I call the Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness the "MMMM".

  Main ponies : MMMM.

  Pinkie Pie : Exactly. It's the *most* delicious delectable delightful de-lovely cake in Equestria, and it's sure to win first prize.

  Gustave Le Grand : [suddenly enters the train, speaking with a French accent]  Zis is not so, for I, Gustave Le Grand, do challenge your crude cake to a duel of delectable delicacies, against *my* Exceptionally Exquisite Éclairs! They will undoubtedly strike down all ze competition, winning first prize and crowning me le champion.

  Donut Joe : [the next to enter]  Not a chance Le Grand.

  Twilight Sparkle : Donut Joe! What are you doing in Ponyville?

  Donut Joe : Picking up the final all-important ingredient for my contest entry, "Donutopia!" And with these super-sprinkles, my donuts are going to dunk all the other lousy desserts, steal first prize, and make my donut shop famous, forever!

  Mulia Mild : [last to enter, speaking in a high, elderly voice]  Oh, Joe...

  [laughs] 

  Mulia Mild : Your dippy donuts could never out-rival me.

  [laughs] 

  Pinkie Pie : Hello. What's your name?

  Mulia Mild : I, am Mulia Mild. Behold, my chocolate mousse moose. It will trample all your treats, be given first prize, and make me the greatest chef in Equestria.

  Gustave Le Grand : Madame Mild, you and your mousse moose are mistaken.

  Donut Joe : Your frou-frou éclairs will never defeat my donuts.

  Pinkie Pie : The Cakes' Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness is going to win!

  Mulia Mild : Your simple cake could never take my moose.

  [gasp; train whistles] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Well it sure looks like we're in for a delicious competition tomorrow. Maybe we should all settle in for a good night's sleep.

• Twilight Sparkle : What do you say bakers?

  Gustave Le Grand : Oh I am so sorry, Mulia, but Pinkie made your mousse moose sound... très magnifique.

  Donut Joe : And Pinkie's description of your éclairs really did make 'em sound scrumptious.

  Mulia Mild : And the way she spoke of your Donutopia, ohh, was too delectable to resist.

  Twilight Sparkle : Well everypony, we finally have the mystery solved.

  Gustave Le Grand : Yes, but now we don't have any desserts to enter into the contest!

  Pinkie Pie : I think we can fix that. Come on!