Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)
A Reunion... (2012)
Krysten Ritter: Chloe
Quotes
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June Colburn : [rowboat burning on lake] I can't believe we're at James Van Der Beek's funeral.
[shakes her head]
Chloe : James Van Der Beek's Viking funeral in Central Park, June. Don't under-describe the awesomeness.
Luther Wilson : Just how illegal is this?
Chloe : About as illegal as that panda-fat eye cream you use.
June Colburn : [to Luther] You use panda on your face?
Chloe : Luther is seventy-six years old.
Luther Wilson : Shut. Up. Bitch.
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Chloe : [back from fashion show] I love it when the models fall!
James Van Der Beek : They're like giraffes collapsing in the jungle.
Chloe : Good work, marbles.
[puts can back on shelf]
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June Colburn : [James had been receiving letters from rest of Dawson's Creek main cast] You've been writing fake letters every year?
Chloe : Yeah, see, I've even used the same pen to sign all three names. I spelled 'Holmes' wrong. I should really try harder.
June Colburn : Why did you do that?
Chloe : When James gets to turn down Katie, Michelle and Josh every year, it makes him feel really powerful, and on that day, I can ask him for anything in the world, and he won't refuse me. Just like Don Corleone on the day of his daughter's wedding in The Godfather.
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June Colburn : My life was better ten years ago.
James Van Der Beek : My life was better ten years ago.
Chloe : Oh, my God, are we at a blues bar in Chicago? Are we watching an old lady run for the bus? Are we listening to a cab driver talk about "I was a dentist back in Pakistan"? Because you people are depressing the hell out of me!