Meet the Demoman (2007 Video)

Gary Schwartz: Demoman

Quotes 

• Demoman : [the Demoman walks up to - presumably - a decapitated head, laughing merrily as body parts and blood rain down around him]  Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... *in hell*!

• Demoman : What makes me a good Demoman? If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?

• Demoman : One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch... and kablooie!

• Demoman : [slams an empty bottle down on the table, breathing heavily]  I got a manky eye. I'm a black, Scottish cyclops. They've got more

  [censored out] 

  Demoman : fecking sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness

  [end censor] 

  Demoman : than they've got the likes of me.

  [he begins to drink from the empty bottle, but then looks at the camera and sobers up again] 

  Demoman : So! T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure, prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say! I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable... with an unhappy bloody end!