Bad Movie Beatdown (TV Series)
The Marine (2012)
Mathew Buck: Film Brain
Quotes
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Film Brain : Enough with the explosions! This is what Michael Bay sees in his wet dreams.
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Film Brain : He gets a job almost the moment he's out of the corps AND he has enough stanima to boink his wife again. Lucky bastard.
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Film Brain : [Morgan sees a Caddy, then looks toward the camera, eyebrows raised in interest] Did he just break the fourth wall? Jesus. All this comedy scene needs is a laugh track.
[scene repeats, with laugh track added]
Announcer : Ha, ha, Funny Black Man will be right back after these messages.
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Film Brain : Ooh, that knife penetrated him like a camp counselor.
[audience boos]
Film Brain : Aw, what? Come on, really?
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Film Brain : Holy shit! I mean, I know it's a bar and it had a load of alcohol in it, but was the building made out of explodium? It looks like Hiroshima!
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Film Brain : After surviving the THIRD blast that he should have been incinerated by, John comes out of the water to find a police boat arresting him. He cuffs the cop, stealing his gun and boat. You know, I don't think the cops take too kindly to you stealing their vehicles twice in one day.