The Simpsons (TV Series)

Beware My Cheating Bart (2012)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Kearney Zzyzwicz

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Quotes 

• Shauna : I have something to give you.

  Bart Simpson : What can a girl possibly give...

  [Shauna flashes him] 

  Bart Simpson : [Thinking]  Oh, my God! They're just like dad's!

• Shauna : I want to discover who I really am, and that is something only an inappropiately older man can give me.

  Bart Simpson : That is one lucky creepy guy.

• Bart Simpson : Listen, sister! You do not mess with the man in the skull t-shirt.

  Shauna : Jimbo doesn't care about me. He doesn't even notice my side braid.

  Bart Simpson : It looks cool, like two snakes trying to kill each other.

  Shauna : That's what I was going for. For a second grader, you're pretty sharp.

  Bart Simpson : Actually, I'm fourth grade, but I read at a second grade level. They say I might have problems.

• Bart Simpson : [Jimbo holds him by the ankles]  It's okay, dad. He's just putting the fear of God in me.

  Homer Simpson : Carry on.

  Jimbo Jones : You have a nice evening, sir.