How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Trilogy Time (2012)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

Quotes 

• Barney Stinson : Back boobs... the visual stimulation of missionary meets the emotional detachment of doggy style, patent pending.

• Lily Aldrin : [about Barney not wanting to use Quinn's mugs]  Oh, I see what this is really about.

  Barney Stinson : Yeah... mugs.

  [Sees Lily's face] 

  Barney Stinson : Coffee? Tea! Ah. Religion.

• Barney Stinson : For the first time in my life, I don't want to find myself in three years with some random girl; no matter how many boobs she has. I want to be with Quinn. Guys, you're going to be seeing a lot more of Quinn.

  Marshall Eriksen : Dude, we've been to the Lusty Leopard, we've seen plenty.

  Barney Stinson : I kinda walked into that one.

• Marshall Eriksen : TV... play... Star Wars trilogy... Play Star Wars tril' You know what? Screw it.

  Ted Mosby : Okay, you are about to see something awesome.

  Barney Stinson : And just know this: Han shot first.

• Barney Stinson : Point is, I plan on being with you for a long time, you okay with that?

  Quinn Garvey : Sounds great.

• Marshall Eriksen : [In 2003]  I don't see anyway our lives are better now than they were three years ago.

  Barney Stinson : Oh really Marshall? Nothing comes to mind?

  [Points to girl he's with] 

  Barney Stinson : By the way guys, this is Lisa you'll be seeing a lot more of Lisa.

  [She leaves] 

  Barney Stinson : And they never saw her again. Waz-up!

• Marshall Eriksen : [Imagining 2006]  What about you Barney, any predictions for 2006?

  Barney Stinson : Oh yeah, picture it.

  [Flash to 2006, Barney's with another girl] 

  Barney Stinson : By the way guys, this is Jodie. You'll be seeing a lot more of Jodie.

  [She leaves] 

  Barney Stinson : And they never saw her again. Waz-up!

• Barney Stinson : [In 2006]  Ted's right: 2009 is gonna rule.

  [Flash to '09] 

  Barney Stinson : By the way guys, this is Maya. You'll be seeing a lot more of Maya.

  [She leaves] 

  Barney Stinson : And they never saw her again. Waz-up!

  Ted Mosby : [Back in 06]  Seriously? Please tell me you will at least change what will then be a nine-year-old beer commercial reference.