2 Broke Girls (TV Series)

And the Hold-Up (2012)

Beth Behrs: Caroline Channing

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Quotes 

• Caroline Channing : I can't believe this is happening! Just when I saved $2! I can't die! And I certainly can't die in this ugly uniform! I mean it looks good on you!

  [Caroline has a strange look on her face] 

  Max Black : Are you having a heart attack?

  Caroline Channing : I'm... peeing.

  Max Black : What do you mean?

  Caroline Channing : I'm really freaked out and I'm peeing... I can't stop!

  Max Black : Just stop! Stop! Clench it!

  Caroline Channing : OK! Nope, can't!

  Man : Step out from behind the counter.

  Caroline Channing : Sorry, sir I can't.

  Man : Why?

  Caroline Channing : Um, I'm peeing?

  Max Black : Still?

  [Oleg comes out of the back room with a baseball bat] 

  Oleg : Out of the way, girls, I'll take down this - whoa!

  [Oleg slips and falls down into Caroline's pee puddle] 

• Caroline Channing : [pushes Max towards the Robber]  Please, take her, not me!

• Max Black : Here's what's left in the bag.

  [Max looks in the bag] 

  Max Black : Nope, sorry. I don't see your dignity.

  Caroline Channing : Max, don't! Isn't it enough that I'm wearing dishwasher whites that have been around since the invention of B.O.?

• Han Lee : Look at that. Something ate right through the Swiffer. And I don't think it was the bleach. How will you ever live with the shame?

  Caroline Channing : Can you believe that was the man that saved us?

  Max Black : Yeah, I did not see a gun coming. I saw nun-chucks, ninja smoke, maybe some hair-pulling, but not a gun.

• Caroline Channing : Well, good night, ladies. I thought we all acted very brave tonight.

  [Earl looks at Caroline] 

  Earl : Well, some of us.

  Caroline Channing : Oh, yeah, I had a trauma and I urinated. Ha, ha, that's hilarious.

  Max Black : Yeah, you might need some counseling. I could drop you off at a therapist on the way to my "I Was a Human Shield" support group.

• Caroline Channing : How much are movies now? Like 200 bucks?

  Max Black : Unless you go with me, in which case it is free. I'll take you tomorrow, I've been sneaking into theaters since I was 2. I crawled in "The Little Mermaid" with a sack full of Cheerios, and a baby bottle full of Diet Coke.

• Max Black : Walk. Walk. Walk. Hair flip. Walk. Walk.

  Caroline Channing : Walk. Walk. Walk. Hair flip.

  [Caroline whips her hair but it comes out all messy] 

  Caroline Channing : Walk. Walk.

  Max Black : Good. But easy on the hair flip, Willow Smith.