Warehouse 13 (TV Series)

Personal Effects (2012)

Saul Rubinek: Artie Nielsen

Quotes 

• Artie Nielsen : Alright, one down, what's next?

  Leena : Uh, Devil's Lake Golf and Country Club.

  Artie Nielsen : A Jew and a black woman go to a fancy country club, all we need is a priest and a horse and we can do the whole joke!

• Artie Nielsen : All right, we got a ping this morning from Devils Lake, North Dakota.

  Pete Lattimer : Ooh, same barren landscape as South Dakota, but colder.

• Leena : Artie, your anger was stemming from something very...

  Artie Nielsen : Nothing. What? I'm always angry. That's my raison d'être. Ask anybody. Grumble, grumble.