- Artie Nielsen: Alright, one down, what's next?
- Leena: Uh, Devil's Lake Golf and Country Club.
- Artie Nielsen: A Jew and a black woman go to a fancy country club, all we need is a priest and a horse and we can do the whole joke!
- Myka Bering: Smoking a pipe isn't cool.
- Pete Lattimer: What? Hey! Dan Akroyd smokes a pipe.
- Myka Bering: [laughing] Oh, well, that changes everything then.
- Artie Nielsen: All right, we got a ping this morning from Devils Lake, North Dakota.
- Pete Lattimer: Ooh, same barren landscape as South Dakota, but colder.
- Myka Bering: [security guard hurriedly leaves] Think he's hiding something?
- Pete Lattimer: Either that or the burrito's on its way out.
- Leena: Artie, your anger was stemming from something very...
- Artie Nielsen: Nothing. What? I'm always angry. That's my raison d'être. Ask anybody. Grumble, grumble.