Holliston (TV Series)

Hobgoblin (2013)

Joe Lynch: Joe

Quotes 

• Joe : Holliston, Massachusetts. A quaint little town founded in 1724 by the pilgrims, Paul Revere, and Emilia Earheart. This town has a long and scary history. From the mysterious balancing rocks that you see behind me, which some say were erected for Satanic sacrifices, to the tales of torture on the Farms of Cumberland where locals say you can still hear the screams of horror on a full moon. This town has a scary, macabre, and scary history to it. But one word still instills fear into the whispers of the elders and the nightmares of children... the Holliston Hobgoblin.

• Laura : JOE!

  Joe : What?

  Laura : You're holding a dick and balls.

• Corri : What was that?

  Joe : Maybe it was a fox?

  Adam : Foxes don't laugh like Hobgoblins.

  Joe : When something's funny they do.

• Corri : Joe, I'm gonna need to touch up your make-up.

  Joe : I'm not wearing make-up. I'm a guy. I don't need make-up.

  Corri : Adam's wearing make-up.

  [the camera finds Adam who gives a sultry and pouty look into the lens]