Holliston (TV Series)

Rock the Cradle (2013)

Adam Green: Adam

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• Adam : Don't ever read my journal again!

  Oderus Urungus : Sorry! What kind of grown man keeps a journal, anyway? Might as well have a... pet hamster.

  Adam : We did that joke last season.

  Oderus Urungus : We did?

  Adam : Yeah. Remember Horace Pinker, the hamster in the ball?

  Oderus Urungus : Eh, I only watched my scenes.

• Adam : What are you reading?

  Oderus Urungus : Your journal.

  Adam : Those are my private thoughts!

  Oderus Urungus : Heh-heh-heh... "March 31st. Why did Subway get rid of the Seafood and Lobster Sandwich? At first I thought they'd at least bring it back in the summertime, but they didn't. Sometimes I wonder why I go on. But I just do. I just do." Man, this is some deep shit!

• Joe : Hey, boss. Where's Dean?

  Lance Rockett : He went home to live with his mother. Once he found out I was broke and about to lose my job I guess he just didn't need me in his life anymore. And we were gonna start a Skid Row tribute band and everything. I guess "Youth Gone Wild" just wasn't meant to be.

  Adam : Well, speaking of youth gone wild. I found out that my girlfriend Bailee, she was only 11 years old and a wanted sociopath. Apparently, what she does is she lures older men into sleeping with her and then she threatens to blackmail them by saying she's gonna go to the authorities unless the dude will perform grisly murders for her.

  Lance Rockett : Adam. Did you not hear me? A Skid Row tribute band! It would have been awesome!