Doctor Who (TV Series)
The Snowmen (2012)
Dan Starkey: Strax
Photos
Quotes
-
Strax : Sir, permission to express my opposition to your current apathy.
The Doctor : Permission granted.
Strax : Sir, I am opposed to your current apathy.
The Doctor : Thank you, Strax. And if I'm ever in the need of advice from a psychotic potato dwarf, you'll certainly be the first to know.
-
The Doctor : What are you doing here?
Strax : Madam Vastra was wondering if you needed any grenades.
The Doctor : Grenades?
Strax : [thinking] She might have said help.
-
The Doctor : Don't be clever, Strax. It doesn't suit you.
Strax : Sorry, sir.
The Doctor : I'm the clever one. You're the potato one.
Strax : Yes, sir.
The Doctor : Now, go away.
-
The Doctor : [to Strax] Where is it?
Strax : Where's what, sir?
The Doctor : I sent you to get the memory worm.
Strax : Did you? When?
[referring to Clara]
Strax : Who's he? What are we doing here? Look, it's been snowing.
The Doctor : You didn't use the gauntlets, did you?
Strax : Why would I need the gauntlets? Do you want me to get the memory worm?
The Doctor : [muttering] You...
-
Alice : Captain Latimer! In the garden, there's snowmen! And they're just growing! Out of nowhere by themselves! Look!
[she opens the door]
Madame Vastra : Good evening! I'm a lizard woman from the dawn of time and this is my wife.
Strax : This dwelling is under attack. Remain calm, human scum.
The Doctor : So. Any questions?
-
Strax : Sir! Emergency! I think I've been run over by a cab.
-
Strax : I suggest a full-frontal assault with automated laser monkeys, scalpel mines and acid.
The Doctor : Why?
-
Strax : [to Clara] Attempt to escape and you will be obliterated... May I take your coat?
-
The Doctor : What are you doing here?
Strax : Madam Vastra wondered if you were needing any grenades.
The Doctor : Grenades?
Strax : She might have said help.
The Doctor : Help for what?
Strax : Well, your investigation.
The Doctor : Investigation, who says I'm investigating? Do you think I'm gonna start investigating just because some bird smiles at me? Who do you think I am?
Strax : [pauses] Sherlock Holmes.
The Doctor : Don't be clever Strax, it doesn't suit you.
Strax : Sorry Sir.
The Doctor : I'm the clever one, you're the potato one.
Strax : Yes Sir.
The Doctor : Now go away.
Strax : Yes... Mr Holmes.
The Doctor : Oi, shut up. You're not clever, or funny and you've got tiny little legs.
[Strax walks away laughing to himself]
