- Luke Dunphy: Why are there giant lollipops all over the front yard? And why do they taste so bad?
- Alex Dunphy: Because they're made out of cardboard, mouthbreather.
- Phil Dunphy: Hey! The world needs more dreamers, Luke. Never stop licking things.
- Phil Dunphy: You don't get to be two-time nonconsecutive district salesman of the year without thinking inside the box. That's right; I said 'inside.' You know why? 'Cause while everyone's chasing each other around outside the box, you know what the box is?
- [Taps his head]
- Phil Dunphy: Empty.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Hey, Cam? I'm hearing a rumor that you keep flashing our guests.
- Cameron Tucker: Oh, well, not in a perverted way. I just want people to see my body under this stupid costume.
- Mitchell Pritchett: That's very close to what actual flashers say.
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: Daddy?
- Mitchell Pritchett: Yeah, one second, honey.
- Cameron Tucker: I'm just tired of throwing out compliments and not getting anything back. I told Roberto his spray tan looked real. Look for yourself - it's on two of our pillows and our cat.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: I am not a hot-head! I am Colombian. We get excited. My country is covered in coffee.
- Manny Delgado: Just like the Starbucks girl when she got your order wrong?
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Half-caf, non-fat white soy latte. How hard is that to hear?
- Jay Pritchett: No offense; you don't need that siren. You could stop traffic just getting out of that squad car.
- Police Officer: License and registration, please.
- Jay Pritchett: I, uh... I'm no stranger to the police academy myself. Seen all seven of 'em.
- Police Officer: Sir, no one's seen all seven. Is this information accurate?
- Jay Pritchett: Yeah. Uh, except for the weight. I thought they wanted to know how much I could curl.
- Cameron Tucker: Why is she so obsessed with princesses?
- Mitchell Pritchett: Well... like we weren't at that age?
- Skeleton, Lemon: [Monotone] Trick or treat.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: You guys don't even have costumes.
- Skeleton: [Wearing a skeleton shirt] I'm a skeleton.
- Lemon: [Wearing a yellow skirt] And I'm... I'm a lemon.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Aren't you too old to be trick-or-treating?
- Lemon: Aren't you too old to be having a baby?
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: [Lemon snickers] Ah, you find that funny, Lemon? Here's a better joke. Knock-knock. What's gone? Your candy.
- [Takes their bags of candy]
- Stefan: Oh, my God! John-John, is that you? You look amazing!
- John-John: Thanks! That's what happens when you lose a hundred pounds.
- Cameron Tucker: Oh, come on. What a...
- John-John: Who wants to lift me?
- Steven: Me!
- John-John: Come on.
- Cameron Tucker: How could he have not called us?
- Steven: [Picks John-John up] Oh, my God, he's as light as a feather!
- Cameron Tucker: You know what? I'm gonna go lift him, and shake him 'til his staples pop.
- Mitchell Pritchett: [Holds him back] Cam, stop!
- Steven: I love your costume, too, Cam. Adora-bull.
- Cameron Tucker: Oh, well, thank you. It's all in fun. I half-wanted to wear something tighter. You know, I've been reducing.
- Steven: I can see.
- Cameron Tucker: Well, you say it like you can't.
- Steven: No, no, no. I totally can.
- Cameron Tucker: [Unzipping his costume and showing him] Impressive, huh?
- Ted Durkas: Hey, Delgado.
- Manny Delgado: Oh, no! Durkas! What I wouldn't give for this umbrella to have Mary Poppins' powers.
- Luke Dunphy: Oh, I pray he didn't hear that.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: What is it with me lately? Manny's right. I'm such a hothead.
- Jay Pritchett: It happens. You're pregnant.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: That's what it is, isn't it? It's the baby. It's angry in there.
- Jay Pritchett: No!
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Yes! You just said it yourself. I have changed. I have an angry baby inside of me making me do bad things!
- Jay Pritchett: It's just hormones. It's your Mama Bear instinct kicking in. And that's a good thing, because that means you're gonna be a great mom. Again.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Do you really think so?
- Jay Pritchett: You got a lucky little kid in there. He's got a mom who's not gonna let anyone harm him.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Or her.
- Jay Pritchett: Or... or him.
- Skeleton, Lemon: [Monotone] Trick or treat.
- [Gloria gasps and gestures to Jay]
- Jay Pritchett: [Tosses Gloria an egg] Go ahead.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: [Chases Skeleton and Lemon] You better run!
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: Do you know other princesses?
- Sam: Trust me. I know lots.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Okay, bedtime.
- Cameron Tucker: Oh, no, it's not that late.
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: Do you know my mom? She's a princess.
- Mitchell Pritchett: She's exhausted. She's not making sense. She's so tired.
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: Daddy, you told me!
- Cameron Tucker: What-what is she talking about, Mitchell?
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: My real mom. She is, right?
- Cameron Tucker: Okay, I think we need to have a little talk.
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: Uh-oh.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Sam, do you notice how slim Cam's getting?
- Cameron Tucker: Nice try.
- [to Sam]
- Cameron Tucker: I will be back for that answer.
- Sam: I noticed you walking in with your wife earlier. She's stunning.
- Jay Pritchett: You know my favorite part of that compliment? You knew she was my wife. Half the world thinks she's my daughter.
- Sam: Well, if you ask me, she's a lucky girl. Bummer for me, though. Handsomest man in here and he's taken.
- Jay Pritchett: I'll bet you do all right with the boys.
- Sam: I do. It's the men I'm interested in.
- Jay Pritchett: You just put it all right out there, don't you?
- Sam: I always try to hold a little something back.
- Cameron Tucker: [Sees them talking] Oh, my gosh.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: [Stops him] No, no, no, no, no, no. Leave him.
- Cameron Tucker: No, but you know that's a...
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: I know. He needs this.
- Cameron Tucker: Okay.
- Sam: It was great meeting you, Jay.
- Jay Pritchett: You, too, Sam.
- Cameron Tucker: Wow. Looks like somebody really likes you.
- Jay Pritchett: What can I say? I still got it.
- Steven: [to Gloria's costume] *That* is hilarious. I love when people put some thought into their outfit. Illegal alien, sugar daddy.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Why do you say 'illegal'?
- Steven: Because antennas are alien, and you're...
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: What? Illegal? Because of the color of my skin? Why don't I dump your baby in your gas tank?
- [Pokes Steven's bag of sugar]
- Jay Pritchett: Gloria! Uh, no hard feelings, please. Just enjoy the party, okay?
- [to Gloria, aside]
- Jay Pritchett: First of all, relax. We're at a party. Secondly, you've been deported twice. You're not *allowed* to be that defensive.
- Claire Dunphy: How's your open house?
- Phil Dunphy: Pretty empty, actually. I kind of just took it out on a Harry Potter. Seriously, though, a Gryffindor letting his mom carry his Quidditch broom? How Hufflepuff is that?
- Claire Dunphy: It's pretty lonely here, too. We have been shunned by the whole neighborhood.
- Phil Dunphy: That's ridiculous. All over some mild little gag you pulled?
- Claire Dunphy: It was not mild. There was an investiga...
- Phil Dunphy: Shh! Oh, I-I thought I hear someone. I guess it was just trees tapping against the window. It's pretty creepy over here in this rattly old house.
- [Claire gets an idea]
- Phil Dunphy: Anyway, I'll probably give it another 30 minutes, then I'll see you at home.
- Claire Dunphy: Okay. Bye.
- [Hangs up and snickers]
- Alex Dunphy: What are you laughing about?
- Claire Dunphy: Oh, it's just your poor dad, you know. Your poor, dumb dad.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Just saying that we could have caught those kids.
- Jay Pritchett: What, and chase them around all night? I'm not a young man anymore, as the world keeps pointing out.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: What did that waiter just call you outside?
- Jay Pritchett: Medieval Knievel.
- Cameron Tucker: Um... well, do you remember how we used to tell you there was a heaven for all the flowers that die?
- Mitchell Pritchett: [Out of the side of his mouth] What do you mean 'used to'?
- Cameron Tucker: [Out of the side of his mouth] Sorry, I let it slip. We'll deal with it later.
- Mitchell Pritchett: [Still out of the side of his mouth] How much are you not telling me?
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: [Copying them] Why are you talking like this?
- Cameron Tucker: [Normally] Daddies took a little side trip. Sorry, sweetie.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Um, so sometimes, uh, we tell you things like that to make you feel better.
- Cameron Tucker: Mm-hmm.
- Mitchell Pritchett: And I might have done the same thing when I told you that your mom is a princess.
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: So... she's not?
- Cameron Tucker: Well, you know what? She might be.
- Mitchell Pritchett: She might be.
- Cameron Tucker: But we can't know for sure, honey, because... well, we don't know where she is or... what she's doing.
- Mitchell Pritchett: B-But what-what we do know is that she loved you very, very much...
- Cameron Tucker: Mm-hmm.
- Mitchell Pritchett: ... and she knew that she couldn't take care of you, so she made sure that you went with the most loving family she could find.
- Cameron Tucker: And that's how the three of us became a family. Does that make sense, sweetie?
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: Mm-hmm.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Do you have any questions for us?
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: Why did you say a fib and kill a bird?
- Jay Pritchett: I've been meaning to ask you, have you lost some weight? 'Cause you look good.
- Cameron Tucker: Wow, you have no idea what that means to hear from you, Jay.
- [Tries to hug Jay]
- Jay Pritchett: Uh, turn it that way.
- Mitchell Pritchett: I thought this might cheer you up.
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: [Dressed as Tattoo] Da plane! Da plane!
- Jay Pritchett: [laughs] Baby girl.
- Cameron Tucker: Ohhh! Look at you. You even taught her the catchphrase.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Yeah.
- Cameron Tucker: Hey, Jay, have you seen my new Tattoo?
- Jay Pritchett: Hey, you never told me if you hit those kids with that egg.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: They blended into the crowd, but there was a slow one with them. He couldn't run so fast, and I nailed him pretty good.
- Reuben Rand: [in a bathroom with Manny, who has egg in his hair] I warned you.
- Manny Delgado: Okay, Rueben.
- Reuben Rand: Where are your cool friends now? Not Q-tipping your ear, that's for sure.
- Manny Delgado: Okay, Reuben!
- Reuben Rand: This is why I never hang out with cool kids.
- Manny Delgado: Yeah, you rejected them, shortly after you and your mom roller danced at the talent show.
- Reuben Rand: Oh, we were robbed.
- Manny Delgado: Couldn't have been the song you picked. 'Wing Beneath My W-'
- [Reuben jobs him with the Q-tip]
- Manny Delgado: Ow!
- Phil Dunphy: [On the phone] I'll fill you in at the staff meeting after Keneally's done telling us about his morning commute.
- [Closes a door; misses Claire standing behind it trying to scare him]
- Phil Dunphy: That's hilarious! You sound just like him; you are so doing that at Christmas Talent night.
- [In the next room]
- Phil Dunphy: Dude, 'Rich Girl', 'Sara Smile', then a 'Maneater' encore.
- [Closes a curtain on Claire]
- Phil Dunphy: It was scary how good they were. Close your eyes, it could've been the real band.
- [Walking up the stairs]
- Phil Dunphy: Yeah, he got lucky in the football pool once, and now he wants to double the stakes.
- [Sarcastic, not noticing Claire in the doorway]
- Phil Dunphy: Oh, I'm so scared! Right?
- [Next room]
- Phil Dunphy: Well, this night was a bust. Not a single person even--
- [Notice's Claire's Bo Peep staff]
- Phil Dunphy: Or did I speak too soon? Was someone in the mood to be a bad little ghoul?
- [Remembers he's on the phone]
- Phil Dunphy: Oh, Connie, I didn't mean you. I'm-- Hey, that's just- that's just the divorce talking. Hang in there.
- Jay Pritchett: What was that?
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Some rude dummies, that they think that they can ...
- Jay Pritchett: All right, listen. Let's just calm down. Get ready for the party.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Calm down what? Huh? You think I'm a hothead like Manny?
- Jay Pritchett: No!
- [Something hits the front door; Gloria goes to look while Jay walks upstairs]
- Jay Pritchett: You can be emotional. Volatile, maybe. Still, that's a far cry from ...
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: [Sees egg on the door] You put egg on my house, I KILL WHAT YOU LOVE!
- Jay Pritchett: --psycho.
- Phil Dunphy: [Looking around the house] This isn't gonna work, Claire, 'cause I know you're here. What's the plan, anyway? You gonna pop out at me? It's gonna take more than that to scare this realtor...
- Home Buyer #1: Hello!
- Phil Dunphy: [Jumping] Hey!
- Home Buyer #1: Is the house still open?
- Phil Dunphy: Oh, yes! Yes! I'll be right down.
- [Lowered voice]
- Phil Dunphy: Claire, this is serious! I have a job! Not that you don't. You work 24/7 and you don't get half the appreciation you deserve. Can we talk about this later?
- Mitchell Pritchett: [Sees Cam has changed his costume] Well, someone decided to take a trip to Fantasy Island after all.
- Cameron Tucker: Well, I'm tired of people not noticing my new physique. If this doesn't work, I'm breaking out the diaper and top hat and going as Baby New Year.
- Cameron Tucker: We agreed to tell Lily about her mother together, wearing calming earth tones, and we agreed to tell her the truth!
- Mitchell Pritchett: I know, but haven't you ever said something dumb to Lily that you wish we would just forget?
- Cameron Tucker: This isn't about me. Let's just fix this.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Okay, great. Although... the way you agreed so quickly makes me wonder what sort of things you've told her.
- Cameron Tucker: I may have told her her fibs kill birds.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Wow. We're coming back to that one.
- Phil Dunphy: As you potential buyers can see, this is a, uh, a beautiful home.
- Home Buyer #1: What's behind here?
- Phil Dunphy: [Expecting Claire] Oh, I wouldn't go in there!
- [Checks behind the curtain]
- Phil Dunphy: Unless you love formal dining rooms!
- Home Buyer #1: Wow! Honey, look at this!
- Home Buyer #2: I'm in the kitchen.
- Phil Dunphy: Oh, we should probably stay together!
- [Grabs the wife's arm]
- Phil Dunphy: Come on, Sheila!
- Home Buyer #2: Phil, one question, are these...
- Phil Dunphy: Hey, hey! I just love to see people's reactions when I show them-
- [quickly checks cupboard for Claire]
- Phil Dunphy: -so much storage! What? It's crazy! I think that you guys will find that this house is full of so many... delightful surprises, that you'll be happy here for...
- Home Buyer #1: [In the other room] Oh, my God!
- Phil Dunphy: I don't know her!
- Phil Dunphy: Okay, Claire, they're gone. You can come out now. Claire? Honey, I'm sorry I said you weren't scary. It's been such a long day. Can we please just go home?
- [the wind whistles and the power goes out]
- Phil Dunphy: All right. I'm leaving without ya.
- [TV turns on, but there's only static]
- Phil Dunphy: So... *this* remote you know how to use.
- [Turns the TV off; the phone rings and he drops the remote; slowly goes to answer it]
- Phil Dunphy: Yes?
- Claire Dunphy: Phil, where are you?
- Phil Dunphy: Claire? Where are you?
- Claire Dunphy: I came over to scare you, but then I heard you showing the house to that couple, so I got out of your way.
- Phil Dunphy: Are... you at home?
- Claire Dunphy: Yeah, I got here ten minutes ago.
- Phil Dunphy: S-so... so you're saying... this call isn't coming from inside the house?
- Claire Dunphy: What are you talking about? Just get home, the kids and I are hungry.
- Alex Dunphy: Yeah, hurry up, Dad!
- Luke Dunphy: We miss you!
- Phil Dunphy: ... miss you too, Buddy...
- [Hangs up the phone; heads to the door but is distracted by a thump upstairs; walks into the bedroom to grab his keys on the bed]
- Alex Dunphy: [Grabs his foot from under the bed] Ah!
- Phil Dunphy: Aah! Aah!
- Luke Dunphy: [Jumps out from the closet] Trick or treat!
- Phil Dunphy: Aaah!
- Claire Dunphy: [Jumps up from the bed] Aah!
- Phil Dunphy: AAAHHH!
- Phil Dunphy: [Cutaway interviews] I wasn't really that scared.
- [Claire smirks at him]
- Ted Durkas: Heard you pulled the fire alarm today and got us out of that test. Good job.
- Manny Delgado: Thanks, Mr. Durkas.
- Ted Durkas: You know what? You don't need to call me that anymore. Anyway, we're all meeting at the playground at 8:00 and heading out, if you want to join.
- [Walks away]
- Luke Dunphy: You're totally going to that.
- Reuben Rand: Yeah, if you want to ruin your reputation.
- Luke Dunphy: You're finally gonna be in with the cool kids.
- Reuben Rand: You need to talk at the school assembly on Monday and apologize to all the teachers.
- Luke Dunphy: [Scoffing] Teachers. More like public sector parasites.
- Reuben Rand: Be strong, Manny.
- Luke Dunphy: Be smart. Adventures, parties.
- Reuben Rand: Juvie, hearthache.
- Luke Dunphy: Girls!
- Reuben Rand: But not the kind we want.
- Manny Delgado: They're all the kind we want! Mr. Dur--
- [Begins to chase after him]
- Manny Delgado: Conrad!
- Jay Pritchett: I must be getting rusty with my moves.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Moves? What moves?
- Jay Pritchett: You know, flash the baby blues, hit 'em with a devilish grin. In case of emergency, break glass and bust out the dimple.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Hey, isn't that one from the smallpox?
- Jay Pritchett: 'Cause I'm a hundred. Chickenpox. And it doesn't matter where it's from. It always worked.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Cam and I have always known that someday, we were gonna have to have the big talk with Lily about who her mom was. We-we were gonna pick the right time and do it together, carefully following an agreed-upon script. Then I got tired.
- [Flashback to reading Lily a bedtime story]
- Mitchell Pritchett: 'And she was the most beautiful princess in all the land. The end.' Again.
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: Why is Tyler's mommy so fat?
- Mitchell Pritchett: [Chuckles] Oh, that's because she has-she has a baby in her belly. Okay? Goodnight.
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: Was I in my mom's belly?
- Mitchell Pritchett: Lily, no more questions, all right? Just-just go to sleep.
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: Where's my mom now?
- Mitchell Pritchett: [Glances at the princess book] Um, she's... in a faraway land.
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: Why?
- Mitchell Pritchett: Because she's a princess. And she's...
- [Yawns]
- Mitchell Pritchett: ... very, very busy.
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: Okay.
- Mitchell Pritchett: [Present] I thought that she'd forget about it by the next morning. I mean, I did! Oh, I knew I was gonna have to tell Cam, and he was gonna be furious. But I was hoping he'd see the bigger issue - you know, I was *really* tired.
- Claire Dunphy: I know it's lame, but after last year, we promised the neighbors we would keep our decorations more family-friendly.
- Alex Dunphy: We can't even carve a pumpkin?
- Claire Dunphy: The petition was very specific.
- [Cut to interviews]
- Claire Dunphy: Every Halloween, we have the best house. Last year, I took things to a whole new level. But apparently, it was too scary for some kids. And one adult.
- Claire Dunphy: What do you mean I'm not even scary? I literally almost scared the life out of a man.
- Phil Dunphy: You literally scared a little saliva and a little urine out of him. That happens to me every time I see a monkey wearing people clothes.
- Claire Dunphy: I was plenty scary. I used professional-grade makeup.
- Phil Dunphy: That's the point, Claire. It was overkill. You're the kind of person who can be twice as scary without wearing any makeup.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Hey, Cam, you know this whole thing about Lily wanting to be a princess again? Well, I-I think it might be because I let her believe her mother was...
- Cameron Tucker: This is a nightmare.
- Mitchell Pritchett: It was just a mistake.
- Cameron Tucker: More like a disaster. They sent the matador costume in your size and the bull costume in mine.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Oh. I didn't notice. Um...
- Cameron Tucker: Now no one's gonna see my bod in this bulky bull costume.
- Mitchell Pritchett: It was-it was honestly a mistake. L-Listen, um, you-you could do that other thing that you thought of. You could put on that gorgeous white suit that fits you so well now, and you could be Mr. Roarke, and Lily could be your Tattoo.
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: No! I have to be a princess!
- Cameron Tucker: Oh, but Lily, you were a princess last year.
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: No, you promised! I'm being a princess!
- Phil Dunphy: [Giving a house tour] ... which brings us back to our formal dining room. Now, any questions?
- Einstein: Can we have our candy now?
- Phil Dunphy: Just as soon as we go over what you're gonna tell your parents. Now, what was our style?
- Einstein, Einstein's Friend #1, Einstein's Friend #2: [Sullenly] Pre-war craftsman.
- Phil Dunphy: Good, good. And how many square feet?
- Einstein, Einstein's Friend #1, Einstein's Friend #2: 3,500.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Jay, you have to get ready for Mitch and Cam's party.
- Jay Pritchett: Gloria, does my skin look looser to you?
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: What?
- Jay Pritchett: Maybe I should try some of that fancy neck cream of yours. Don't you have some with specks of diamonds in it or something?
- Mitchell Pritchett: Cam has lost a lot of weight.
- Cameron Tucker: [Feigns a gasp of modesty] Oh.
- Mitchell Pritchett: No. So we're throwing a Halloween party to debut the new him.
- Cameron Tucker: I'll be dressed as a matador.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Wh-What is it now, 30?
- Mitchell Pritchett: 32.4.
- Cameron Tucker: Ah.
- Mitchell Pritchett: So I've lost Lily.
- Mitchell Pritchett: [Sharing a small laugh] Where is Lily?
- Cameron Tucker: Hmm?
- Mitchell Pritchett: Do you - you don't have her?
- Cameron Tucker: No. Why would I have her? I don't have her in my pocket.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Manny, why are you coming back from school so late?
- Manny Delgado: I got sent to the principal's office.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Oh. I am sending him an angry e-mail, because I don't like when...
- Manny Delgado: No, no, no. It's not his fault.
- Jay Pritchett: What did you do wrong?
- Manny Delgado: Nothing.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Oh, that's it. I'm calling him. I hate when he tries to...
- Manny Delgado: Nothing on purpose. It was between periods, right before this big test. I was clearing my mind by practicing some of my Gene Kelly dance moves.
- Jay Pritchett: [Sarcastic] As one does.
- Manny Delgado: Right. And my umbrella accidentally snagged the fire alarm. The principal thought I did on purpose so we'd miss the test.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: But you didn't! That's it! I'm going to his house!
- Manny Delgado: Mom! You gotta stop doing this. I'm not sure if it's the pregnancy, which we both know isn't your fault-
- [Gives Jay a dirty look]
- Manny Delgado: -but lately you've been such a hothead.
- Phil Dunphy: I don't care what anyone says, you did not give that man a heart attack.
- Claire Dunphy: Thank you!
- Phil Dunphy: I mean, you're not even scary. Can I grab a little bit of this candy for my open house tonight?
- Claire Dunphy: Oh, yeah, sure, but...
- Phil Dunphy: [Taking a few pieces, then a handful, then emptying the contents into his bag] It's genius. An open house on Halloween. Millions of bored parents just trying to keep their... kids out of traffic. Now they can get away from that all *and* see a nice house.