- Oswin: Is there a word for "total screaming genius" that sounds modest and a tiny bit sexy?
- The Doctor: Doctor. You call me the Doctor.
- Oswin: I see what you did there.
- Darla: The asylum. It occupies the entire planet, right to the core.
- The Doctor: How many Daleks are in there?
- Darla: A count has not been made. Millions, certainly.
- The Doctor: All still alive?
- Darla: It has to be assumed. The asylum is fully automated. Supervision is not required.
- Amy Pond: Armed?
- Darla: The Daleks are always armed.
- Rory Williams: What colour?
- [they look at Rory]
- Rory Williams: Sorry, there weren't any good questions left.
- The Doctor: You're going to fire me at a planet? That's your plan? You're going to fire me at a planet and expect me to fix it?
- Rory Williams: So how much trouble are we in?
- The Doctor: How much trouble, Mr. Pond? Out of ten? Eleven.
- Dalek: Save us. Save us.
- The Doctor: What?
- Daleks: Save the Daleks! Save the Daleks! Save the Daleks! Save the Daleks! Save the Daleks!
- The Doctor: This is new!
- Dalek: We find it offensive to extinguish such divine hatred.
- The Doctor: And I thought you had run out of ways to make me sick! You think hatred is beautiful?
- Dalek: Perhaps that is why we have never been able to kill you!
- Daleks: Eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs.
- Rory Williams: [frowns] What? Sorry, what?
- Daleks: Eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs.
- Rory Williams: "Eggs"? You mean those things?
- [shines his torch on the Dalek's armor, which has multiple round pieces missing]
- Daleks: Eggs...
- Rory Williams: I don't... I don't know what you want. Uh... those things, are... are those things "eggs"?
- [bends down and picks up a round piece from the ground]
- Rory Williams: This? You want this?
- Daleks: [slowly] Eggs... ter... min... ate.
- The Doctor: What have you been doing on your own against the Daleks for a year?
- Oswin: Making soufflés.
- The Doctor: Soufflés against the Daleks.
- [laughs]
- The Doctor: Where do you get the milk?
- The Doctor: Oswin? I think I'm close.
- Oswin: [heads back to her chair and checks the monitor] You are. Less than 20 feet away. Which is the good news...
- The Doctor: Okay. And the bad, which I suddenly feel is coming?
- Oswin: You're about to pass through intensive care.
- [the door in front of the Doctor opens, revealing a room full of dusty, broken Daleks, some chained up, in individual cells]
- The Doctor: What's so special about this lot, then?
- Oswin: Dunno. Survivors of particular wars. Spiridon. Kembel. Aridius. Vulcan. Exxilon. Ringing any bells?
- The Doctor: All of them.
- Oswin: Yeah? How?
- The Doctor: These are the Daleks who survived me.
- [first lines]
- Darla: [voice over] First there were the Daleks. And then there was a man who fought them. And then, in time, he died. There are a few, of course, who believe this man somehow survived and that one day he will return. For both our sakes, dearest Hannah, we must hope these stories are true.
- Oswin: [over the intercom] So, anyway, I'm Oswin. What do I call you?
- Rory Williams: Uh... Rory.
- Oswin: Lovely name, Rory. First boy I ever fancied was called Rory.
- Rory Williams: Okay.
- Oswin: Actually she was called Nina. I was going through a phase.
- Rory Williams: We're all ears!
- Amy Pond: There's a nose joke goin' if someone wants to pick that one off.
- [Amy and Rory wave as the Tardis dematerialises, Amy looks at Rory, smiles at him and enters their house]
- Rory Williams: [raises his fists] Yes!
- Amy Pond: [from inside the house] I can see you.
- Rory Williams: [instantly stops] OK.
- [Rory quickly follows Amy into the house]
- The Doctor: Identify me. Access your files. Who am I? Come on, who's your daddy?
- Daleks: You are the Predator.
- The Doctor: Access your standing orders concerning the Predator.
- Daleks: The Predator must be destroyed!
- The Doctor: And how are you going to do that? Dalek without a gun, you're a tricycle with a roof! How are *you* going to destroy me?
- Daleks: Self-destruct initiated.
- Rory Williams: So this is the kind of escape plan where you survive about 4 seconds longer?
- The Doctor: What's wrong with 4 seconds? You can do loads in 4 seconds.
- Dalek Supreme: The Asylum is destroyed!
- Daleks: Incoming teleport from Asylum Planet! We are under attack!
- Dalek Supreme: Prepare to defend! Defend! DEFEND!
- [the other Daleks start to move into position]
- Dalek Skeleton: Explain, Dalek Supreme!
- [Dalek Supreme turns around]
- The Doctor: [voice only] You know, you guys should really have seen this coming! The thing about me and teleports, I've got a really good aim! Pinpoint accurate in fact!
- [the Daleks look at each other]
- The Doctor: [voice only] Or, to put it another way...
- [the Doctor exits the Tardis]
- The Doctor: ...Suckers!
- Dalek Supreme: Identify yourself!
- Daleks: Identify!
- Dalek Supreme: Identify!
- The Doctor: [confused but proud] It's me! You know me! The Doctor! The oncoming storm! The Predator!
- Female Human Dalek: Titles are not meaningful in this context. Doctor *who*?
- Dalek Skeleton: Doctor who?
- Dalek Supreme: Doctor who?
- The Doctor: [proud whisper] Oh Oswin... oh you did it to them all. You beauty!
- Daleks: Doctor who? DOCTOR WHO?
- The Doctor: [enters the Tardis and proudly looks back] Fellas, you're never going to stop asking!
- [the Doctor enters the Tardis and it dematerialises as the Daleks repeatedly demand, Doctor who?]