- Brittany S. Pierce: [to Marley] I noticed that whenever you look at Jake, you get a really sad look on your face and if it's quiet enough, I can actually hear that you're whimpering like a suckling puppy.
- Kurt Hummel: My first week at NYADA and the most surprising thing about college is it's just like high school. It's all about the cliques. The stage combat majors are the jocks. The classical acting majors are the preps. The ballerinas are the mean girls. And if they're at the top of the social pyramid, then once again, I'm at the bottom.
- Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: [to Kitty] One night with me and I'll have you studying for your Bat Mitzvah.
- Kitty Wilde: Not a chance. I like bacon too much.
- Kitty Wilde: [to Puck] Look, I usually avoid dating Jewish guys on account of your people killing my Jesus. I was willing to make an exception because of your biceps but I'm gonna have to end this little experiment in religious tolerance if you don't stop dancing like an idiot.
- Kitty Wilde: [to Puck] If you're done dancing like you lost your leg in a motorcycle accident, why don't we go back to my car and have at each other in the backseat?