- Tina Cohen-Chang: For the record, Blaine has an awesome body and a perky and delicious behind that looks like it got baked to perfection by some sort of masterchef.
- Blaine Anderson: Thanks, Tina.
- Artie Abrams: Wait. Why does it have to be just the men? Why can't we objectify the girls too?
- Kitty Wilde: 'Cause girls are the one that buy stuff. They're responsible for the consumer-driven economy. Those "Twilight" books are poop on paper and we've turned them into a billion dollar industry.
- Sam Evans: If you want to make it in this world, you have to be special.
- Blaine Anderson: But you are special. Even without your body.
- Sam Evans: Rule number one: manscape! Nobody wants to see those random nipple pubes or even worse, a back that looks like Chewbacca's ass. No offense, Joe.
- Ryder Lynn: [to Jake] Chicks dig hot guys who are willing to get naked for a calendar, but what they're really looking for is a guy who will get naked emotionally.
- Kurt Hummel: Rachel is a serious actress, Brody. She doesn't do nudity.
- Brody Weston: As performers, that's a question that we're all gonna have to face. If you want to win an Oscar, you have to show your boobs. Kate Winslet, Jennifer Connolly, Kathy Bates...