Family Guy (TV Series)

Yug Ylimaf (2012)

Christine Lakin: Girl #2

Quotes 

• Brian Griffin : [returning from a time-travel trip]  Well, I guess you can call me the Man of La Muncha.

  Girl #2 : Hey, why does your time machine have a sticker that says "Property of Stewie Griffin"?

  Brian Griffin : Uh, well, I-I...

  [sighing] 

  Brian Griffin : All right, to be completely honest, and because we've already had sex, it's not mine. I use it all the time, and the owner has no idea. In fact, he'd kill me if he knew.

  Girl #2 : Really? Won't he see that thing on the control panel that says "years traveled"?

  Brian Griffin : What thing?

  [she points it out, and he sees he's traveled across 10,918 years] 

  Ferris Bueller : [breaking the fourth wall]  Here's where Brian goes berserk.

  Girl #2 : [Brian yells like Cameron does in the movie]  Look, it's no big deal. Just reverse it and take off the miles. That's what I do when I take my dad's car out.

  Brian Griffin : Are you... are you 16?

  Girl #2 : I will be next September.

  Brian Griffin : Well, I think someone has a Barnes & Noble gift card coming for their silence.