Family Guy (TV Series)

Yug Ylimaf (2012)

Ginger Gonzaga: Cindy

Quotes 

• Brian Griffin : Hi, there.

  Cindy : Hi. I'm Cindy. The only way I believe I'm pretty is if strangers have sex with me.

  Brian Griffin : Well, maybe I could help fill you up with self-confidence. Brian.

  Man in Bar : [interrupting]  Hello, there, sexy.

  Brian Griffin : Do you mind? We were having a conversation.

  Man in Bar : My house has 8,000 square feet, zero bookshelves.

  Cindy : Wow, that's impressive.

  Brian Griffin : I'm a writer, published twice.

  Man in Bar : I own a cinder block yard. Have over 12,000 cinder blocks. If you ever need cinder block, I can get you good price.

  Cindy : Thank you.

  Brian Griffin : I-I have a six-CD changer, so you can pretty much fill the tray and create a world.

  Man in Bar : Come have sex with me. My mother will make you farkshekoosh when we are done.

  Cindy : Okay.

  Brian Griffin : [they start to leave]  Wait!

  [thinking quickly] 

  Brian Griffin : I have a time machine.

  Cindy : You do?

  Brian Griffin : Yeah, you wanna see it?

  Cindy : Yes, I want to see it!

  Brian Griffin : [leading her out]  Better luck next time, pal. Some people got moves, others don't. Been that way forever.

• Cindy : Why do you keep a sleeping baby in your time machine room?

  Brian Griffin : I-I don't know. My decorator's terrible.

  Cindy : [ending up at Ford's Theater in 1865]  Where are we?

  Brian Griffin : Ford's Theater, April 14, 1865.

  Cindy : Ooh, Valentine's Day. How romantic.

  Brian Griffin : Uh, yeah, sure, you know me.