Criminal Minds (TV Series)

The Good Earth (2012)

Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia

Quotes 

• Penelope Garcia : What do you mean he's not going? Every kid loves trick-or-treating.

  Jennifer Jareau : Henry's scared! One of his little buddies told him Halloween was the only time when all the real monsters come out because they can blend in.

  David Rossi : Never thought about that! Good monster strategy.

  Penelope Garcia : Hum, you did tell him it wasn't true, right?

  Jennifer Jareau : Of course I did, but he's convinced.

  David Rossi : Childhood fears are resistant to adult logic. Sometimes you just have to wait it out.

  Jennifer Jareau : For how long?

  David Rossi : Well, if he's twenty-three and this still worries you, you got a problem.

• Derek Morgan : Hey, you're talking to the room, PG.

  Penelope Garcia : Hm, If by PG you mean Parental Guidance strongly advised, I'd say PA - prudent advice.

• Aaron Hotchner : [picks up his mobile]  Go ahead, Garcia.

  Penelope Garcia : I just hit the trifecta but with two things instead of three. What's that? A bifecta?

  David Rossi : Exactly. What do you got?

  Penelope Garcia : Well, that's just... Anyway, uh, two missing vehicles not missing any more.

• Derek Morgan : It says here that vomit was found at the vicinity of his abduction.

  Penelope Garcia : Hmm, thank you for reminding me of that disgusting detail, Dreamy D.! Yes, that vomit has been collected and is being analyzed as we speak, and I am very grateful that I have this job and someone has that one. That's not me.

• Penelope Garcia : Those of you who like a good mystery, please unleash your inner Agatha Christie, 'cause this one's a real humdinger.

• Penelope Garcia : It's been really bugging me,. I can't figure out what Terry Rodgers was doing those missing five months. I mean, you can't sit on a park bench in this country and not leave a paper trail.

  David Rossi : But you figured it out?

  Penelope Garcia : No. That's just me venting.