Toy Story of Terror (2013 TV Movie)
Timothy Dalton: Mr. Pricklepants
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Quotes
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Buzz Lightyear : Not to worry. We're all right here. See, there's Woody, Pricklepants, Trixie, Rex... Wait, where's Potato Head?
Mr. Pricklepants : And so it begins.
[Thunder clap]
Woody : Pricklepants, you're not helping!
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Trixie : It's been a while. I don't think she's coming back.
Mr. Pricklepants : Patience. Cinematic structure dictates that it's always darkest...
Mr. Potato Head : Can it, Pants! Life ain't a movie! They ain't never coming back!
Rex : Look, they're coming back!
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Mr. Pricklepants : The roadside motel is one of the most common settings for a horror movie. Remote, isolated, ordinary. A quiet environment to alleviate the audience's expectations. I'll be expecting her to ask the inkeeper for the phone any minute now.
Bonnie's Mom : Can we use your phone? Our car has a flat.
Mr. Pricklepants : Right on cue.
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Buzz Lightyear : [while watching the movie] Tactics, Betsy, tactics. Find something to defend yourself with.
[Betsy grabs a vase]
Buzz Lightyear : There you go.
Mr. Pricklepants : Completely uselsess! Everyone knows a stake through the heart is the only way to defeat a vampire.
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Jessie : Where are you going?
Mr. Potato Head : We're at a motel. I'm checking out the amenities. You know, the free stuff? Little soaps, shower caps, shampoo, conditioner.
Mr. Pricklepants : I wouldn't do that if I were you. In horror movies the first to leave is usually the first to get it.
Woody : Potato Head, don't leave the bag. A motel is one of the easiest places for a toy to get lost.
Mr. Potato Head : Ah, shut your worry hole. Nobody's getting lost. Besides, I promissed Hamm I'd bring him something nice.
Jessie : Where are you guys going?
Trixie : We're gonna see the free stuff.
Mr. Pricklepants : And if something does happen to the potato, I wouldn't want to miss it.
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Rex : So what happens next?
Mr. Pricklepants : Usually this is the point of the story where the characters are picked off one by one.
[He is snatched by an unseen force]
Jessie : Uh, where's Pricklepants?
Rex : Aah! He was right here! What are we going to do? He was the only one who knew what the heck is going oooo...
[Is snatched]
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Jessie : Uh, where's Potato Head?
Woody : Oh, no.
Mr. Pricklepants : Oh, it appears the monster has returned to claim one last victim.
Jessie : No, he's not. He's right over there.
Mr. Potato Head : [to his arm] Oh, I missed you, baby! We'll never be separated again.
[the car hits a bump, Mr. Potato Head's parts all fall off]
Mr. Potato Head : Aw, nuts.
[All laugh]
Mr. Pricklepants : Group laughter. A sure sign that the worst is behind us.
Rex : So, it's the end?
Mr. Pricklepants : Yes. I believe they'd be running the credits just about now.
[Cut to end credits]
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Mr. Pricklepants : And now we've reached the threshold. Every horror story has one. Once the heroes cross it, there's no turning back.
Buzz Lightyear : Rex, over here.
Rex : Coming!
Woody : All we need to do is find a way down.
[Rex trips over the others and they fall down the grate]
Woody : Well, that did the trick.
Rex : Oops! Sorry!
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Mr. Pricklepants : What started out as a simple horror story has become something more of a tragedy.
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Mr. Pricklepants : Only a kitty cat. Classic misdirection.