2 Broke Girls (TV Series)
And the Pre-Approved Credit Card (2012)
Kat Dennings: Max Black
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Quotes
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Max Black : Someone gave me a bag of cookies the other day and I ate all of it without breathing.
Caroline Channing : Well, you're not a child anymore you have more discipline.
Max Black : The cookies were yesterday!
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Caroline Channing : Max, you would not believe what came addressed to you
Max Black : Let me explain, I'm not a Scientologist, I just went there one time because I heard some rich guy was looking for a wife.
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Caroline Channing : We got you a puppet.
Max Black : And, yes, I was stoned but Caroline was laughing just as hard as me.
Darius : You got me a what?
Max Black : A puppet. We got you a puppet.
Darius : But I don't use a puppet.
Max Black : Until you do.
Caroline Channing : Just imagine At the end of your act or in the beginning...
Max Black : Or all the way through.
Caroline Channing : "Ladies and Gentleman... Darius the Hilarious and his partner, Justin Beaver."
[talking as the puppet]
Caroline Channing : Damn, girl. And I mean dam as in, I built one. Ha ha ha. And you don't even have to be funny. Justin Beaver does the work for you.
