How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Stamp Tramp (2012)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

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Quotes 

• Ted Mosby : Marshall Eriksen, you just came back from your third date with Lily. How was it?

  Marshall Eriksen : Great. Yeah. I just... I think I'm falling for this girl. Pretty hard. But isn't everything happening too fast? I mean, maybe I should see other people.

  Ted Mosby : No, dude, no! Lily Aldrin is special. You hold on to that girl!

  Marshall Eriksen : She is. But I'm only 18 and...

  Ted Mosby : Marshall. You being 18 isn't a bad thing. It just means that you get to spend more of your life with her. I mean, I'm probably not gonna meet my wife until I'm, like... 23!

• Barney Stinson : [Barney does his own version of LeBron James' Decision Special]  Man, this whole free agent experience... it's been an unbelievable experience... a real, humbling experience. First all, the Lusty Leopard is where I developed my game.

  [looks at strippers] 

  Barney Stinson : I have nothing but the utmost respect for you skanks...

  Ted Mosby : [to Marshall]  Let's just go stay at the Lusty Leopard. They have loyalty and heart, I bet you he rewards that.

  Marshall Eriksen : LeBron moved on Ted, so should you.

  Barney Stinson : ...but Barney Stinson has to do what's right for Barney Stinson's penis. In this fall... This is tough, um, in this fall, I'm going to take my talents... to Mouth Beach!

  [Cheers] 

• Brad Morris : I got fired from Bed, Bath, and Beyond for telling inappropriate jokes. I mean, get a sense of humor, LaShawda. You know how they are.

  Marshall Eriksen : "They" meaning Bed, Bath, and Beyond employees, right?

  Brad Morris : Nah. Women.

  Marshall Eriksen : That still could've been worse.