How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Stamp Tramp (2012)

Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky

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• Robin Scherbatsky : Bottom line Vito, a lot of strip clubs are into my client. If you want The Melon Patch to be in the mix we're gonna need bigger melons and smaller patches. Otherwise your establishment is not where Barney Stinson is going to pitch his tent.

• Barney Stinson : Guys, I'm going through something kind of hard. Since Quinn and I broke up she's gone back to dancing at the Lusty Leopard. And it's just really tough...

  Ted Mosby : Because you have to find a new strip club?

  Barney Stinson : I have to find a new strip club! I've been going to the Lusty Leopard for seven years...

  Robin Scherbatsky : Wow, that's like 49 in perve years.

  Barney Stinson : 69. Self-five!

• Robin Scherbatsky : Oh you see this is what I missed about being single! Cutting loose at a strip club, drinking some beers, seeing some boobs, getting thrown out for being too hands-y.

  Barney Stinson : Yeah you were a little out of control tonight.

  Robin Scherbatsky : I really thought that that bouncer was bluffing with the taser. Man, everything's going to taste like pennies for a week. I had a fun time tonight though.

  Barney Stinson : Me too. I always have fun with you.

  [He kisses her. She kisses him back before pulling away] 

  Robin Scherbatsky : Woah, woah! I... I... I've got to, uhm. We can't... we can't do this. This can't happen. Uh, I've got to go.