- Mary Cooper: [after Dale opens the door at Meemaw's] Oh! I didn't realize my mom had company.
- Coach Dale Ballard: Yeah. Uh, do I have to pretend I didn't spend the night here, or...? I don't know how this works.
- Mary Cooper: It's fine. You could've said nothing, but now I know.
- Georgie Cooper: Maybe you should go out with someone, too.
- Mandy McAllister: Right, because there's nothing men want more than a girl with a baby pushing against her bladder.
- Georgie Cooper: You want me to pull over at that Wendy's? Their bathroom's pretty nice.
- Mandy McAllister: Yes, I do.