Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)

It's a Miracle... (2012)

Krysten Ritter: Chloe

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Quotes 

• Chloe : Just a quick five course meal and we'll be out of here in nine hours.

  June Colburn : Nine hours? But, that's gonna bleed into Black Friday!

  Chloe : June, you can have sex with black men any day of the week.

• Chloe : [to her father]  I don't understand what the problem is. I didn't do anything wrong.

  June Colburn : [to Karen]  Could you excuse me for a second? I think I'm needed.

  Karen : Okay.

  Scott : [to Chloe]  Honey, you know you're pretty, you got it all going on, but sometimes... guests, like my boss, can misconstrue it when you sit on their lap and feed them ambrosia salad with your fingers.

  June Colburn : [shocked]  You put your fingers inside of your Dad's boss' mouth?

  Chloe : June, if there's a sexy piece of man-meat put in front of me, I'm gonna wanna eat it.

  June Colburn : Chloe, take a look at that sexy piece of man-meat without your intention of wanting to ruin the holiday, and let me know if you're still hungry.

  Chloe : [regards middle-aged guy in orange jumpsuit]  Oh, my God, he looks like a giant cheesy puff! Good catch, that was a close one!

  June Colburn : It's what I'm here for.