The Ridiculous 6 (2015)
Luke Wilson: Danny
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Quotes
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Ramon : So, do you new brothers have any special skills that could help us out here tonight?
Chico : Like what?
Ramon : Like you know, Tommy's good with knives, Lil Pete's got a bonus nipple, I got a burro, Herm is good at strangling.
Danny : I can hold my breath for six minutes.
Chico : Well, I can play the piano with my dick.
Tommy aka White Knife : Well, we're unstoppable then.
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Danny : That is some mystical shit!
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[Danny tells his brothers the incident with President Lincoln]
Danny : Mr. President, say, I'm gonna go hit the little boy's room.
Abraham Lincoln : Are you shitting me?
Danny : Come on, you'll be fine superstar. Can I get you something on the way back? Agua? Brewski?
Abraham Lincoln : No.
Danny : Alright. Fair enough, I'll be back in two.
John Wilkes Booth : [running into one another in the hall] Where's the president's box?
Danny : John Wilkes Booth, the actor?
John Wilkes Booth : Yeah.
Danny : No way, man! Big fan! You wanna say hi to the president? He'd get a real kick out of that. Last door on the left.
John Wilkes Booth : Thank you!
Danny : Really cool. Wow, love that guy!
Danny : [Danny is pooping when he hears a gunshot fired and women screaming] Abe!
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Tommy aka White Knife : Any of you handsome brothers ready to go steal a big hunk of gold?
Chico : I'm ready.
Ramon : I'm hungry.
Danny : I'm drunk.
Lil' Pete : And I'm Lil Pete.
Herm : [unintelligible]
Tommy aka White Knife : Let's get that nugget then...
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Danny : I did a real stupid thing that inadvertently led to the death of a United States president, I'm feeling pretty lousy about it.
Frank Stockburn : Well son, look at my eyes... Shit happens!
Danny : Yeah. Thanks. Thank you, sir.