- Dr. Ewing: Mr. Ruxin, we ran a complete physical. Uh, unfortunately, your sperm count is exceedingly low.
- Ruxin: What?
- Dr. Ewing: If I wasn't a doctor, I'd say frighteningly low.
- Ruxin: But you are a doctor.
- Dr. Ewing: Right, so I'm not gonna say that.
- Ruxin: You realize that's, like, the worst thing you can tell a man?
- Dr. Ewing: Mr. Ruxin, you have AIDS.
- Ruxin: What?
- Dr. Ewing: You see how that's much worse?
- Ruxin: Do I have AIDS?
- Dr. Ewing: You do not have AIDS.
- Ruxin: Okay, you have terrible bedside manner.
- Dr. Ewing: Yes, I do.