- Caroline Forbes: [at party] Here to steal Tiny Tim's crutches?
- Klaus Mikaelson: Dickens was a dark man. You would have liked him.
- Caroline Forbes: [re his painting] Nice snowflake, by the way.
- Klaus Mikaelson: Is my work really that literal?
- Caroline Forbes: I'm serious. There's something... lonely about it.
- Klaus Mikaelson: I'll take that as a compliment. Can I offer you some champagne?
- Caroline Forbes: Can't. Too many adult prying eyes. Don't wanna be a high school cautionary tale at the next town meeting.
- Klaus Mikaelson: Then it's a good thing the high school part's nearly over.
- Caroline Forbes: If we're gonna be nice to each other, then I'm gonna need that glass of champagne.
- Klaus Mikaelson: Is that our thing?
- Caroline Forbes: [scoffs] We don't have a thing.
- Klaus Mikaelson: Allow me.
- [goes off to fetch champagne]
- [first lines]
- Damon Salvatore: [wakes up, sees Elena next to him, sighs] This would be so much more fun if we were naked.
- Elena Gilbert: It was your call, not mine.
- Damon Salvatore: I was being a gentleman. You shouldn't have stayed.
- Elena Gilbert: I know.
- Damon Salvatore: [groans] I should have made you leave, sent you packing. I promised Stefan.
- Elena Gilbert: I know.
- Damon Salvatore: You're sired to me, Elena. Which means everything you think you feel, might not even be real.
- Elena Gilbert: I know, Damon, but... it feels real. And I'm not ready to let go of that.
- Damon Salvatore: Well, I could make you. Invoke the sire bond.
- Elena Gilbert: So do it.
- Damon Salvatore: I told him I would set you free. Right after I didn't tell him that we slept together.
- Elena Gilbert: So, what do you wanna do?
- Damon Salvatore: I wanna throw you back in my bed and never let you leave.
- Elena Gilbert: So do it.
- Damon Salvatore: [her phone rings] Saved by the cell-phone.
- Caroline Forbes: You're gonna do what?
- Tyler Lockwood: Hayley found a witch strong enough to do the body-jump spell. You know, the Klaus specialty.
- Caroline Forbes: So, you're gonna put him in someone else's body, and then what?
- Tyler Lockwood: We're gonna encase the body in concrete, then bury it.
- Caroline Forbes: Why not just desiccate him like Bonnie did?
- Tyler Lockwood: Because to do that, you need to stop a human heart. I was a little short of volunteers.
- Caroline Forbes: Who's dumb enough to volunteer their body to be a Klaus sublet?
- Tyler Lockwood: [as she realizes he's the volunteer] Okay, don't freak out.
- Caroline Forbes: Freak out? Freak out? I'm about to hemorrhage! You volunteered?
- Tyler Lockwood: It's not forever. Just long enough for the hybrids to be able to completely disappear.
- Caroline Forbes: I can think of better ways to spend senior year than you buried in concrete, Tyler!
- Tyler Lockwood: This started with me. This has to end with me. I need your support.
- Stefan Salvatore: [on phone] Hey, sorry I'm late.
- Caroline Forbes: If I'm gonna be your friend in your time of need, then you need to work on your punctuality. I'm in a crisis. Where are you?
- Stefan Salvatore: I'm in my house. Why, what's wrong?
- Caroline Forbes: My boyfriend is a dumb-ass martyr. Wait, why are you at your house? Aren't you trying to keep your distance from Elena?
- Stefan Salvatore: Well, she's not here anymore. Damon took Jeremy to the Gilbert lake house with Bonnie, so I guess her house is safe for her again. Hey, listen, I got Klaus to tell me a little bit more about this Hunter's sword. You know that map on Jeremy's tattoo? The sword decodes it. It's literally the code to finding the cure.
- Caroline Forbes: Klaus told you this?
- Stefan Salvatore: Yeah. Why?
- Caroline Forbes: And did he happen to hand over the sword for safekeeping?
- [snickers]
- Stefan Salvatore: Uh, what do you think?
- [she sighs]
- Stefan Salvatore: What's wrong?
- Caroline Forbes: We need to get our hands on that sword. Like, today. Tyler and his hybrids are taking out Klaus tonight.