In her opening monologue, host
Chelsea Handler, on this hump day, gets the Seventeen Magazine Players to investigate whether her vagina is normal. Chelsea and her round table panelists
Chris Franjola,
Sarah Colonna and
Dov Davidoff discuss the upcoming television special
Extreme Cougar Wives (2012), a middle school in Maine teaching about homosexual foreplay during their diversity day, an article that explains why female celebrities often date their bodyguard after a break-up, and a study from Taiwan that found that crystal meth may fight the flu. And Chelsea chats with guest
Max Greenfield about his show
New Girl (2011) and having a storyline in which he has to wear a cast on his penis, writing on
Gwyneth Paltrow's blog, his straight sexual orientation, and being Jewish but marrying a Christian.
—Huggo