Castle (TV Series)

Death Gone Crazy (2013)

Nathan Fillion: Richard Castle

Quotes 

• Richard Castle : Beau Randolph is our victim? He was murdered in the women's bathroom? Brings new meaning to "College Girls Gone Crazy."

• Scarlet Jones : Last week, there was this guy in Midtown. He practically attacked Beau in the street, saying that he would make Beau pay for whatever it was he did.

  Richard Castle : Do you know who this guy was?

  Scarlet Jones : No, but he got in Beau's face. And he was yelling at Beau, saying that he had double-crossed him. He got physical, so I, uh, stepped in.

  Richard Castle : And then what?

  Scarlet Jones : Broke his nose and a couple of ribs, I think.

  [cut to the observation room] 

  Javier Esposito : Oh, did you hear that? She broke his nose.

  Kevin Ryan : Yeah, so?

  Javier Esposito : So? That's hot.

  Kevin Ryan : Who are you?

• Ronald Armstrong : This is all some kind of hideous mistake. Candice wouldn't hurt anyone.

  Kate Beckett : Were you aware of any...

  [Tries to find the right words] 

  Kate Beckett : ... Connection between her and Beau?

  Ronald Armstrong : A connection with Beau Randolph? Are you joking? And by the way, my Candice would never be caught dead in that club.

  Richard Castle : Actually, it was Beau that was caught dead.

• Kate Beckett : Seth Parrino?

  Seth Parrino : What the hell are you doing? You can't be in here.

  Kate Beckett : NYPD. We have a few questions.

  [lights come up, revealing a group of Chippendale's-ish dancers dancing to "Jungle Boogie"] 

  Richard Castle : Maybe more than just a few questions.

• Kate Beckett : Lanie, do you think that we can get DNA off of the murder weapon?

  Lanie Parish : I already collected samples. But check this out. This is a 36-D Sultura.

  Kate Beckett : Oh, that's high-end.

  Lanie Parish : Definitely. One of these could run you $200, $250.

  Javier Esposito : $250 for a bra?

  Lanie Parish : Oh, but it's okay to spend that on a pair of sneakers, right?

  Javier Esposito : A pair of sneakers is practical, okay? They gonna support your, um...

  Richard Castle : [shaking head]  Eject.

• [last lines] 

  [Candice leaves the precinct with her father] 

  Kate Beckett : You think he'll be able to accept his grandchild?

  Richard Castle : Absolutely.

  Kate Beckett : What makes you so sure?

  Richard Castle : Because a father would do anything for his daughter.

• Richard Castle : Oh, no. No!

  Martha Rodgers : Richard, you just ruined my final Savasana. If you are method writing and playing the role of your murder victim, could you please die a little bit more quietly? Thank you.

• Richard Castle : It's hard, isn't it? When the killer turns out to be a better person than the victim.

• Alexis Castle : I know you wanna keep me safe, but... the only way to do that is wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave.

  Richard Castle : Believe me, I've thought about it. Thing is, Alexis, there are bad people out there, who will do bad things. And, the more you expose...

  Alexis Castle : Dad, you know me. I'm careful, and smart... But... I need to live my life, my way.

  Richard Castle : All right. But that doesn't mean I'm gonna stop worrying, doesn't mean I'm gonna stop caring, or reminding you, from time to time, that you are, indeed... wrong.

  Alexis Castle : And I wouldn't want you to.

• Richard Castle : Beau Randolph double-crossed a member of the mafia?

  [chuckles] 

  Richard Castle : No wonder he got whacked.

  Kate Beckett : That is rampant speculation.

  Richard Castle : Rampant speculation is my specialty.

• Richard Castle : You just said you wanted to hurt him

  [emphasis] 

  Richard Castle : so bad.

  Tiffany Shaw : Yeah, so I grabbed the nearest guy and pulled him into the bathroom for revenge sex.

  Kate Beckett : Then how did your bra get wrapped around Beau Randolph's neck?

  Tiffany Shaw : I must have left it in the bathroom.

  [Becket shakes head in disbelief] 

  Tiffany Shaw : You ever do it in a nightclub, detective? Hot, sweaty, quick?

  [Whispers] 

  Tiffany Shaw : Things go missing.

  [Castle grins and nods head in agreement like he's lost stuff before]