2 Broke Girls (TV Series)
And the New Boss (2012)
Beth Behrs: Caroline Channing
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Quotes
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Caroline Channing : [Max walks in on Caroline and Andy having sex after hearing Caroline shrieking] What are you doing?
Max Black : I forgot Andy was here! And your sex voice is the same as your murder voice!
Caroline Channing : So are you just gonna stand there?
Max Black : Are you offering me a threeway?
[Intercom buzzes]
Max Black : Well, it looks like we're about to be a full-blown orgy.
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Caroline Channing : Hey, Earl, I didn't know if you noticed, but I'm running the whole diner right now. What, what.
Earl : The customer at table 10 appears to be choking, and I would help, but the last time I gave a white woman the Heimlich, I did six months in the Birmingham City Jail.
Caroline Channing : [Caroline notices the woman choking] Oh my God. Are you choking? Oh my God. I feel like you're choking. Is anyone here a doctor? What am I saying? I forgot where I am. Has anyone here ever seen 'Scrubs'? What do you do when a girl is choking?
Oleg : I just back up a few inches.
Caroline Channing : What do we do? What do we do? This woman is choking.
[Max does the Heimlich on the woman and she hacks it up, the food splatters on a customer's shirt]