Dave's Old Porn (TV Series)
Artie Lange/Vanessa Del Rio (2012)
Dave Attell: Self - Host
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Quotes
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Dave Attell : God, I wanna throw her into a pile of black men.
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Dave Attell : She is so hot, do you think- how many guys locked up do you think have like a tattoo of her on their back, doing pull-ups somewhere?
Artie Lange : Well, I've been in a lock up, I can tell you: in L.A. County it's exactly 14 guys.
Dave Attell : [Dave laughs] Hooray for Artie.
Artie Lange : And the rest of them have tattoos of Speedy Gonzalez.
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Dave Attell : Look at her Cheeching his Chong.
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Dave Attell : Guys, thanks so much for coming on the show, you guys are amazing.
Artie Lange : I came on the show four times.
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Dave Attell : Now was that a fourway?
Artie Lange : What that was, was fantastic entertainment.
Dave Attell : You're right. Moving forward.
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Vanessa del Rio : I've never seen this movie.
Dave Attell : You never have?
Vanessa del Rio : No.
Dave Attell : It's called 'Aphrodesia's Diary.
Vanessa del Rio : [interrupting] Yeah, I know, I know what it is, I just...
Dave Attell : [interrupting] I know, I'm just trying to be the host here.
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Dave Attell : Give us the do's and don't of eh, making love to a little person.
[small chuckle]
Dave Attell : Go ahead.
Vanessa del Rio : They're just no different, they're just short.
Artie Lange : They're insanely different.
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Vanessa del Rio : [talking about midget buttocks] It's a pot-butt.
Dave Attell : Well, but that's where the treasure's hidden.
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Dave Attell : I guess that would be a 'bacial' - a back facial, right? I don't know what you'd call it, but, eh, you know...
Artie Lange : [laughing] A bacial!
Dave Attell : Eh, I don't know what you'd call it?
Vanessa del Rio : A cum-shot.
Dave Attell : A cum-shot, basically.
Artie Lange : You call it rude, where I'm from.