- Dave Attell: She is so hot, do you think- how many guys locked up do you think have like a tattoo of her on their back, doing pull-ups somewhere?
- Artie Lange: Well, I've been in a lock up, I can tell you: in L.A. County it's exactly 14 guys.
- Dave Attell: [Dave laughs] Hooray for Artie.
- Artie Lange: And the rest of them have tattoos of Speedy Gonzalez.
- Dave Attell: Guys, thanks so much for coming on the show, you guys are amazing.
- Artie Lange: I came on the show four times.
- Dave Attell: Now was that a fourway?
- Artie Lange: What that was, was fantastic entertainment.
- Dave Attell: You're right. Moving forward.
- Vanessa del Rio: I've never seen this movie.
- Dave Attell: You never have?
- Vanessa del Rio: No.
- Dave Attell: It's called 'Aphrodesia's Diary.
- Vanessa del Rio: [interrupting] Yeah, I know, I know what it is, I just...
- Dave Attell: [interrupting] I know, I'm just trying to be the host here.
- Dave Attell: Give us the do's and don't of eh, making love to a little person.
- [small chuckle]
- Dave Attell: Go ahead.
- Vanessa del Rio: They're just no different, they're just short.
- Artie Lange: They're insanely different.
- Vanessa del Rio: [talking about midget buttocks] It's a pot-butt.
- Dave Attell: Well, but that's where the treasure's hidden.
- Dave Attell: I guess that would be a 'bacial' - a back facial, right? I don't know what you'd call it, but, eh, you know...
- Artie Lange: [laughing] A bacial!
- Dave Attell: Eh, I don't know what you'd call it?
- Vanessa del Rio: A cum-shot.
- Dave Attell: A cum-shot, basically.
- Artie Lange: You call it rude, where I'm from.