[first lines]
June Colburn: [speaking into camera] Okay, cards on the table. I'm not that great at dating. My ex-fiance and I were together since high school, so I just haven't had a ton of experience at it. My roommate says you should treat dating as a game...
Chloe: What are you doing?
June Colburn: [softly] I'm talking to this guy.
Chloe: No, why are you saying what you're saying? It's boring.
June Colburn: What? It's not boring.
Chloe: [into camera] I'm sorry, my friend wants to apologize for her boringness.
June Colburn: I do not wanna apologize for my boringness!
Chloe: To make up for it, she'll show you her taters.
June Colburn: My what?
[looks annoyed]
Chloe: You know, your rack, your guns, your gewgaws, your jilk mugs.
[to the interviewer:]
Chloe: See? So boring.
[shakes her head]